The pause wasn't long enough.Daystar Clarion said:That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.
I'm convinced it's Jezza.
Greatest comic... In the world.
************, don't talk to me about pauses.Sassafrass said:The pause wasn't long enough.Daystar Clarion said:That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.
I'm convinced it's Jezza.
Greatest comic... In the world.
This is the greatest comic
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in the world.
Remember, the pause is everything.
This was my initial thought too...Daystar Clarion said:That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.
I'm convinced it's Jezza.
Greatest comic... In the world.
I can imagine the response.Teoes said:I wonder if that's the first thing the Hamster said to Clarkson, when he woke up.
Pff, I adopted the pause?Daystar Clarion said:************, don't talk to me about pauses.Sassafrass said:The pause wasn't long enough.Daystar Clarion said:That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.
I'm convinced it's Jezza.
Greatest comic... In the world.
This is the greatest comic
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in the world.
Remember, the pause is everything.
I know how to fucking pause, who the fuck do you think you are?
You merely adopted the pause, I was born into it, moulded by it. I didn't hear the 'in the world' until I was already a man.
I'm going to guess only a few, although Top Gear was popular enough to get its own version in a few countries.Elementary - Dear Watson said:This was my initial thought too...Daystar Clarion said:That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.
I'm convinced it's Jezza.
Greatest comic... In the world.I wonder how many people would understand his resemblance on here?
Surely everyone? I thought Top Gear was on permanent non-stop repeat in every country on the planet.Elementary - Dear Watson said:I wonder how many people would understand his resemblance on here?
Wait for it on a Steam sale.Yopaz said:Honestly I would totally download that car. The steering issues are probably just some form of DRM that wouldn't be any problems with a crack and a couple mods anyway.
... What the fuck did I just watch?Mistilteinn said:This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this:
"Its time to fuckign pwn sum n00bz"
A Dwarf Fortress car would arrive as raw materials and the owner would have to painstakingly craft each individual piece over the course of several years until they could finally begin to actually build the car.lacktheknack said:My very first thought: I wonder what the Dwarf Fortress/Car analog is.
I'm imagining that it's a Ferrari with no steering wheel. lrn2steer, n00b
If you buy the car second-hand, you don't get access to seatbelts or airbags unless you pay extra.Chaosritter said:Reviewer: It would have been unfair to give it a lower score for critical technical flaws and constant crashes, those are probably gonna get fixed some day anyway
People like you are destroying the auto industry! You're not supposed to bypass the steering, you're supposed to learn to steer properly! By being docile and accepting major injury if the car veers off the road! If they had INTENDED the car to steer properly, they would address it in paid DLC.Yopaz said:Honestly I would totally download that car. The steering issues are probably just some form of DRM that wouldn't be any problems with a crack and a couple mods anyway.
Oddly enough, the opposite is also true. If gamer logic were applied to cars, a major review panning a car's tendency to crash and burn would be hit with complaints that it shouldn't impact the score, and that it's your own fault for buying the car, and that the controversy was made up because you're a hater.Chaosritter said:Eh, this comic doesn't really work, should be like this:
Reviewer: This car is fucking awesome, 9/10
Consumer: Oh boy, sounds great! I'm gonna buy it on release day
*car crashes and burns*
Reviewer: It would have been unfair to give it a lower score for critical technical flaws and constant crashes, those are probably gonna get fixed some day anyway
Just take Battlefield 4 for example...