2000 Year Old Brain of Britain Found

Feb 13, 2008
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2000 Year Old Brain of Britain Found



Finding a brain inside a skull is a routine task for your modern zombie, but it came as a bit of a shock to Rachel Cubbit, Finds Officer at the University of York - especially as the skull in question had been buried sometime before the Roman invasion of Britain, around 43 AD.

The gray matter had contracted quite a bit during the time underground, so it's not quite clear how much is left. The strangest thing about it though, is that the skull (with brain still inside) was buried separately from the body. This would seem to suggest that ritual burial or human sacrifice were being practiced.

To find soft tissue like this is pretty amazing anyway, although it's not the oldest, as there were some 8,000 year old brains found in a peat bog in Florida.

It's unlikely we'll get any neurological insight into the ways of the past, but the archaeologists have it safely under lock and key at York University, near where it was found. You know, just in case that Jurassic Park theory works.

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KarmicToast

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Wow, someone finally found the "Brain of Britain!" Quick, put it back in! Now maybe we can get someone better than Rowan Atkinson! :p
 

Retodon8

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That's quite a long time for a brain to exist outside of a fridge.
I wonder what we'll learn from it.

Eternal_Rapture said:
What exactly would you do with a brain from some guy 2000 years ago?
You could eat it to inherit the person's memories.
Actually I'm not sure if that works.
 

xitel

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So it's dried up enough to be bite sized? Still, I always find it cool to hear about these kind of finds.
 
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mokes310 said:
That's pretty cool. I'd love to find out more information about it.
Given you most I have about it. Most of the information available is contained within this AP release here [http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5igPj2bxjF-Z3HUM2_JmCiuXVwJJwD951C5IG0]

It be down t'e 'ills though, so be proper parkin. ;)
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
mokes310 said:
That's pretty cool. I'd love to find out more information about it.
Given you most I have about it. Most of the information available is contained within this AP release here [http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5igPj2bxjF-Z3HUM2_JmCiuXVwJJwD951C5IG0]

It be down t'e 'ills though, so be proper parkin. ;)
Cool, thanks bro, much appreciated :)
 

Zankabo

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I learned everything I know by killing people and eating their brains..

interesting find though.
 

Eternal_Rapture

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Retodon8 said:
That's quite a long time for a brain to exist outside of a fridge.
I wonder what we'll learn from it.

Eternal_Rapture said:
What exactly would you do with a brain from some guy 2000 years ago?
You could eat it to inherit the person's memories.
Actually I'm not sure if that works.
Isnt that what they do in Heros?


MA7743W said:
Eternal_Rapture said:
What exactly would you do with a brain from some guy 2000 years ago?
Put it in a robot and see what happens!
And I predict that would end in a murderous rampage.
 

dalek sec

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Seem's interesting but the fact that head is cleanly cut from the rest of the body does bring to mind zombies and what not.
 

nimrandir

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dalek sec said:
Seem's interesting but the fact that head is cleanly cut from the rest of the body does bring to mind zombies and what not.
Man, the Kurgan got around.
 

stompythebeast

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Ummm...am i the only one whose brain right now is screaming " omg, shit shit shit, zombie"?
They severed the head....and the brain was preserved because it was a zombie...