2012 got ninja'd!

[2012 Wont Happen]

We all know that OF COURSE the world is going to end on December 21st 2012. But what if it ended earlier- how would it? How would we stop it from ending earlier?

So, that's the game. Post a way for the 2012 apocalypse to get ninja'd. But first, post how you would stop the person before you's apocalypse.

I'll start:

I think that somebody will set off a nuclear bomb in the ocean for shits and giggles and then when the water evaporates and it rains everyone will die from the fallout.

 

[Aqualung]

Simple. Before I die from the fallout, I get in my TARDIS, go back in time, find that person who is about to set off the nucler bomb, whack them over the head with something blunt and hard, take the bomb, wedge my TARDIS into some local bomb-disarming training camp and give them a little practice.

Now, my turn.

Someone hacks into every television screen in the world, every radio, every MP3 player, (don't ask me how) and programs them to play nothing but Hannah Montanna.

Oh, and the electronics also come 'to life' all Transformers-like and force anyone near to listen by force.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But I reprogram the Hannah Montanna bug to play nothing but the Meatspin loop constantly, until people are completely jaded that they just don't care anymore.

 

[world_of_dragons]

you forgot to post a disaster