Kinect Has a Terrifyingly Cute Calibration Mascot

Tom Goldman

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Kinect Has a Terrifyingly Cute Calibration Mascot



Microsoft's Kinect is calibrated through the use of a little rectangular man whose face will melt even the coldest heart.

From the mouse to the touchscreen, it seems like every type of controller needs to be calibrated from time to time for perfect accuracy. Microsoft's Kinect [http://www.xbox.com/en-US/kinect] will be no different, but technological calibration has never been this adorable.

Kinect is reportedly calibrated through the use of a cute mascot. Meet smiley rectangle-face Kinect calibration man, whom doesn't have an official name, but I refer to him as Kenny. Kenny enjoys long walks on the beach, watching TV, and ensuring that your Kinect experience is as accurate as possible.

Kenny's face is plastered on a calibration card that's included in the box of various Kinect titles. If you feel that your movements aren't being read accurately while playing Kinect, you can free Kenny from his plastic prison and use him to reset the sensor. This is apparently done by moving Kenny's face around so that on-screen glasses fit on his face in various positions and at various distances from the Kinect camera.

Through this method, Kinect can figure out the length of your room and maybe even how tidy it is [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/103855-Kinect-Prefers-a-Tidy-Room]. Now stare into Kenny Kinect's eyes and profess your undying love for Microsoft lest he consume your soul.

Source: CVG [http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=273214]

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Erana

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Why couldn't this have come out before Halloween? a styrofoam cooler would have been the best costume ever! D:
 

dickseverywhere

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doesnt really seem like the most accurate way to do calibration, guess a smiley face thing will help to please the casuals though.
 

Loonerinoes

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A challenger to Clippy appears?!

Seriously though...when I read the title "Terrifyingly cute" I imagined it would be about as 'cute' as that tiger of theirs from kinectimals (i.e. not cute at all and just terrifying), but I must admit. He does look like a cool dude.

Now let's just hope he doesn't start his sentences with "It looks like you're trying to..." :)
 

imnot

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Daystar Clarion said:
That isn't cute...


This is cute!

That is in no way cute.
OT: well im getting kinect just so kenny knows he has a freind.