Kinect Has a Terrifyingly Cute Calibration Mascot

[Not G. Ivingname]

Puh-lease. I read kawaiinot [http://www.kawaiinot.com/]. This is strictly amateur hour.

O.O

Please don't hurt me.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Right. Because when I think cute I obviously think "Soul devouring eldritch thing" I'm to lazy to take much less post a picture of the kitten in the other room

 

[Twilight_guy]

I... can't stop looking... into the eyes.... must... buy.... kinetic... must buy... must... kinetic.... brains... kinetic...

That's actually a pretty cute little mascot but I'm not sure if Microsoft's stand-in shape default tool is really a news worthy subject.

 

[thezeus18]

 

[Daft Sikes]

*stares at Kenny*
"Hi! I'm Kenny! Will you be my friend?"
"..."
*stomps the hell out of it and proceeds to burns the remains*
"You...will never hurt anyone again!"

 

[SmugFrog]

Kenny's face is plastered on a calibration card that's included in the box of various Kinect titles.

Will Kenny be sold seperately for those that continually lose things?

 

[Travdelosmuertos]

MS figured out that little girls and moms find nothing cuter than a tarepanda. I blame Kinectimals and all the shovelware thats about to hit us for little kids.

On a slightly related note, fuck Kinect for ruining my xbox dashboard.

 

[Kaymish]

its not that cute i could easily go back to beating puppies after calibrating a kinect

 

[NikkiChii]

It watches you sleep...

 

[Mcsteveh]

Bah, humbug.

 

[Digikid]

Wait, I've seen that face before...
Ah yes, now it's all coming back to me

Spoiler

LOL!!! DBZ Mr. PoPo.

YOu want cute? here you go.

EDIT: Dammit....Ninja'ed!!!!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Microsoft's Kinect is calibrated through the use of a little rectangular man whose face will melt even the coldest heart.

Because that worked so well last time:

 

[FrostyChick]

o.o
...
...
[sub]It stares into my soul...[/sub]
...
*smashes TV*
STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!

 

[luckycharms8282]

Ugh, KINECT and Playstation move are totally geared towards kids and mentally deficient adults, why are we so worked up about it?

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

Indeed, Microsoft, Kinect is definitely geared towards a general audience beyond children who already have next to zero attention span or deep comprehension of quality relating to monetary value.

Well the joke's on little Timmy and his doting parents who bought him that Kinect after spying the adorable Kinectimal cover[footnote]In all reality, that is some REALLY creepy shit...[/footnote] and wee, innocent Timmy's big, begging eyes:

Spoiler: Microsoft Kinect's Red Ring of Death failure warning equivalent

[HEADING=2]"Hell, my name is Kinect Kenny. Your Xbox 360 Kinect as incurred
a fatal error.[/HEADING]
And your soul is mine..."​

 

[Mr.Squishy]

That is NOT the face of a cuddly calibration mascot. That is the face of a rectangular block of murder that will shank you while retaining the same, soul-staring grin.

 

[Dimitriov]

I am still not gonna use Kinect.