Critical Miss: Norks in the Hooters
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AVEEEEEEENGE ME!!!!!
(as a side note I love how the Red Dawn guy is like "I think I may have found my new calling, video games!" Cause where else would this fly, right?)
(as a side note I love how the Red Dawn guy is like "I think I may have found my new calling, video games!" Cause where else would this fly, right?)
I would actually stop watching after it was decied that an invasion force should attack a secondary school and waste ammunition spraying through it's windows and firing RPGs at kids running away. That should be answer C.
Lol. Yanks.
I'm trying to think of any upcoming games that can out-ludicrous Homefront...
It's not going well...
I'm trying to think of any upcoming games that can out-ludicrous Homefront...
It's not going well...
Duke Nukem Forever [footnote]unless you discount that one cause it'll be cancelled[/footnote], the next Blade Kitten game...though those aren't so ludicrous because they weren't meant to be serious.Daystar Clarion said:
Haha! but a lot of these type of games are best enjoyed (and vastly improved) while both:
a) Drinking lots of JD
b) Thinking "LoL. Americans."
a) Drinking lots of JD
b) Thinking "LoL. Americans."
Where's the option for basking in the cheese?
I mean, that's what it was like with Freedom Fighters anyway.
[sub]Man, that game was great...[/sub]
I mean, that's what it was like with Freedom Fighters anyway.
[sub]Man, that game was great...[/sub]
I think once people Cold war era Americans realized Russia was in no way a threat, invasion wise, to the United States, Red Dawn lost all relevance, and practically became a joke upon itself (just play GTA:VC and listen to the ammunation commercial). If anything, Red Dawn is a comedy now and days.
I got Homefront though because I cant wait for BF3, and I need something to wash the taste of COD:BO PC out of my mouth...
I got Homefront though because I cant wait for BF3, and I need something to wash the taste of COD:BO PC out of my mouth...
WOLVERINES!
But wait, consider this: what place of excess, capitalist decadence, and sexism would be found in most major cities? So why wouldn't a communist force try to remove such an unsightly place from their newlyconqueredliberated territory?
Okay, the game is starting to make sense now. I'm gonna put my bottle of Jim Beam down now. Also, why is my room spinning?
But wait, consider this: what place of excess, capitalist decadence, and sexism would be found in most major cities? So why wouldn't a communist force try to remove such an unsightly place from their newly
Okay, the game is starting to make sense now. I'm gonna put my bottle of Jim Beam down now. Also, why is my room spinning?
