Critical Miss: Norks in the Hooters

[standokan]

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HOOTERS!!

 

[MrJKapowey]

I would actually stop watching after it was decied that an invasion force should attack a secondary school and waste ammunition spraying through it's windows and firing RPGs at kids running away. That should be answer C.

well what the hell else would you shoot at children? they're tiny and agile.

I'd use an assault rifle, it's gonna kill them easily and is easy to move around/light. And I know how to use one.

 

[kurupt87]

What's a nork?

Edit: Oh, I get it now, how embarassing. Nork=North Korean? I'd have got that if I had the game, wouldn't I?

I tried google, assuming it was slang, and all it came up with was a type of geek or a boob. Whilst boobs in Hooters isn't surprising (what does that say about Yank media? Hooters are internationally renowned), I didn't think that was right.

As for Red Dawn being remade with Nork badguys, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB.

 

[Ajna]

why wasn't the enemy chinese, the the game could be relevant, at least bethesda had the balls to call out china as the enemy

Not sure if someone already told you this (CBA to read through all three pages of replies), but originally the game was going to have Chinese enemies. But then Kaos studios was effectively told "if you ever want to sell another game, change it". So they did.

Remember: The US and China sorta have this whole "Frenimies" deal going on. We both vilify each other, but God forbid we stop sucking each other's dicks to do it.

 

[olicon]

Glad to see this opinion acknowledged.

I for one truly thought when I saw Homefront--SO?

I spent 4 years in the US. Half of my friends live there. And yet I just couldn't give a crap about the story. I would be more shocked seeing/reading about fictional places like The Shire ripped to shreds.
Sure, the game has shock value. But the writing is nothing extraordinary.

 

[FogHornG36]

Call me bat shit crazy, call me a lunatic, call me a gun toting crazy... wait were was i going with this... Oh ya, i love red dawn, and i know im not the only one, i went to an airsoft game with a few hundred people that was a red dawn themed game, and they had a projector showing the movie during lunch time.

Its all about how we have so many guns, and we want a chance to use them and be a hero for it.

 

[jonyboy13]

I'll get alcohol poisoning before I stop choosing LOL Americans.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

lol trite web comics

 

[Clonekiller]

Aye, tis true. Though for perhaps different reasons than most people might think. The fact that, if the number of registered hunters in any given state were to become a military force, it would outnumber the combined British and French militaries, kind of makes the prospect of even an attempted invasion seem rather... unlikely. Still, it's an excuse to imagine average Joe's fighting for the "American way" in a world where everybody is either a coward or a commie bastard.

 

[Lieju]

I'd rather play a silly game like that rather than one that tries to be topical and realistic (unless done well, otherwise it'll end up being more tasteless and boring).

But I don't play much those kinds of games. I prefer my shooters unrealistic, shooting demons and aliens.

But Homefront IS supposed to be a serious game. A silly game would be MW2, or Bulletstorm.

Even if they think they are being serious, it can still be silly and enjoyable because of it, even more so.
Resident Evil was supposed to be a serious game. It's still silly.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

So that really pale guy is not american i take it.....so where is he from? Canada?

I always find it funny whenever you guys depict Erin being in the actual game. There's something amusing about it. i dunno.

 

[Osaka117]

Is it bad that I filled out B despite being American? Anyway, I haven't played Homefront, but I just might have to if there's a part where you coordinate a guerrilla attack on a Hooters. Plus I won't believe that there's a game that can out ludicrous MW2 until I see it.

Oh, and WOLVERINES!!!!