Super Mario Would be Way Easier With a Portal Gun

[John Funk]

Super Mario Would be Way Easier With a Portal Gun

Now you're thinking with plumbers.

While Portal and Portal 2 are certainly puzzle games at heart, their objective is that of the platformer: Get from Point A to Point B. Of course, if the Mario Brothers had had access to Chell's Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device, the fight against Bowser would have been much easier.

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This video from Dorkly [http://www.dorkly.com/video/14583/dorkly-bits-mario-with-a-portal-gun] shows just how the classic platformer Super Mario Bros might have gone if Mario and Luigi had been thinking with portals.

Poor Bowser didn't stand a chance.

This, of course, only leads to further speculation - like what would have happened if Cloud had used one giant portal gun to make sure Sephiroth's Meteor spell would just come out the other side of the planet when it hit. Or if M. Bison could be made to fly through the air in an eternal Psycho Crusher attack.

(CrunchGear [http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/04/28/mario-meets-portal/])

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[Tigurus]

I bet many games would be easier with portal guns.
Maybe even utterly more funnier.

*thinks about Final Fantasy with portal guns*
*smiles*

 

[DaHero]

Portals make it possible.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

 

[WorldCritic]

I would play it. Maybe Zelda with portal guns would make things more interesting.

 

[Ekonk]

Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

 

[Yopaz]

Great video, loved it. Portals make it possible.

 

[ResonanceSD]

This is fantastic!!!! Now can I get an ASHPD for my daily commute?

 

[dragongit]

Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

First rule of science : if someone creates something, eventually someone will try and stick their dick in it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

if you can align it right, there would be no masturbation and only foreplay from another individual. though it would give a whole new look the "stranger" Approach.

 

[bigredlyms]

that video is priceless. NOTTTT COOOOLLL BROOOOOO

 

[Lunar Templar]

XD that was pretty awesome

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Thinking with Portals indeed.

 

[FalloutJack]

*Imagines The Duke with a portal gun*

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

 

[Echo136]

Wouldnt the floor need to be coated in moon dust?

 

[killamanhunter]

Wouldnt the floor need to be coated in moon dust?

but that's extremely poisonous

 

[AvsJoe]

Anything is easier with a portal gun. ANYTHING.

Masturbation?

First rule of science : if someone creates something, eventually someone will try and stick their dick in it.

Including pudding. Especially pudding.

 

[Defense]

That's me, waiting for the funny part of the video.