New Adult Content Filter Listens For the Sounds of Porn

Scott Bullock

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New Adult Content Filter Listens For the Sounds of Porn

The newest anti-smut technology not only watches what's on your screen, but listens for the smacking, moaning, and smooth jazz synth sounds of pornography.

It's good to see science has its priorities straight. Yeah, teleporters and clinical immortality would be cool, but what's really important is keeping the lonely and sexually frustrated masses from checking out "Hot Co-Eds in Hot Tub Part 1" at work. To that end, researchers at Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology in South Korea have developed software that can distinguish the not-so-subtle sounds of porn from everyday sounds, and block the offending content.

The program works by taking clips half a second in length and analyzing them with a technique called the Radon Transform. While speech generally consists of low pitches and music goes all over the place, porn consists of generally high pitches that fluctuate quickly and in repeating patterns. To build up a statistically significant pile of data representing the sort of sound patterns porn has, the researchers had to "analyze" truly epic amounts of online porn. Y'know, for "research."

But all that mastur... er, "compiling of data" has paid off, and the software can now determine what is porn and what isn't to an accuracy of 93 percent. The ones it got wrong often had loud background music or other confusing sounds, proving that even emotionless machines are confused by smooth jazz.

Source: New Scientist [http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20498-sound-of-sex-could-alert-internet-porn-filter.html]
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Floppertje

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at work? who the hell watches porn at work WITH THE SOUND ON?
just click the little megaphone icon at the bottom of the video and you're good to go.
 

UltraXan

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Interesting... I wonder what purpose this will actually have... I mean sure, you could install it on your computer as an extra prevention for your kids... I'm a little confused about how this is actually beneficial, aside from sound recognition in other, more important things.
 

Fayathon

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This is way funnier to me than it should be. Seriously, we now have it so that machines can filter porn by sound? I can only imagine what the guys working on this project told loved ones they were programming.
 

For.I.Am.Mad

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Ever see that scene in the 90's x-men cartoon where Jean Grey is piloting the shuttle craft? Yeah.
 

LaBarnes

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Swyftstar said:
Floppertje said:
at work? who the hell watches porn at work WITH THE SOUND ON?
This. I don't even watch porn at home without headphones. Also, don't they just have site blockers for stuff like this? Hell, half the adds on this page right now are blocked for me.
Off Topic, but you may want to add that the ads are blocked for you because of your work's page filters, not because of an ad blocker. The mods... they get a little crazy about blocked ads.
 

luvd1

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If my boss didn't want me to wack off during working hours, then he shouldn't have hired me.
 

Fygar

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Employer: "Hey! Are you watching porn or listening to smooth jazz?"
Employee: "Jazz!"

Close one there.
 

Aedes

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Science!!!!
Never ceases to amuse me.

Still, porn at work? Who the hell does that?
You know what... I don't wanna know.
 

k-ossuburb

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Aww, but some of the best music is in porn. Seriously, check this out:


It sounds more like stake-out music to me, but it's got to be one of my favourites out of this guy's series because of that. There's actually a whole culture surrounding this kind of music.
 

RobCoxxy

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The only way forward is PUMPING PORNO BASS.
Then I can listen to jazz without getting an erection again.
 

Thisshouldsay2K

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Floppertje said:
at work? who the hell watches porn at work WITH THE SOUND ON?
just click the little megaphone icon at the bottom of the video and you're good to go.
Even if you mute it, the file still has sound data. It seems to me that's what they'll analyze, not what actually comes out of your speakers.