Canid117 said:
Well, this is quite ridiculous.
I feel like I should joke on Korea, but I don't know...
New Adult Content Filter Listens For the Sounds of Porn
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Well, this is quite ridiculous.
I feel like I should joke on Korea, but I don't know...
First the iPad, and now this.
It sure is fun to see all the different ways we can put our good scientific minds, time, and advanced technologies to waste.
(Although, I have to admit it sounds pretty cool.)
PS: Before anybody freaks out...
Calm down, Apple fans, its only a joke. I fully admit the iPad is revolutionary* and generally pretty cool. I'm just not really that big of a fan.
*- [sup]Mostly in that it invented its own market, but that still counts for something. Especially considering that its really just a big iPhone with no phone and usually products like that typically flop. Well done, Mr. Jobs, well done indeed.[/sup]
It sure is fun to see all the different ways we can put our good scientific minds, time, and advanced technologies to waste.
(Although, I have to admit it sounds pretty cool.)
PS: Before anybody freaks out...
Calm down, Apple fans, its only a joke. I fully admit the iPad is revolutionary* and generally pretty cool. I'm just not really that big of a fan.
*- [sup]Mostly in that it invented its own market, but that still counts for something. Especially considering that its really just a big iPhone with no phone and usually products like that typically flop. Well done, Mr. Jobs, well done indeed.[/sup]
Thx for the heads up. It's definitely my job's filter system. It used to be a minor annoyance but now they block everything. I can't even use the back button on my browser because there are like 1 to 5 block notifications in between the previous page. Doesn't every job have this? It seems a lot simpler than a sound listening program. Seriously, who funded this?
Win lolFloppertje said:
seriously half of the songs that are popular nowadays feature sounds pornoaudeographic (made up awsome word) in nature. listening to rap? banned. listening to club? banned. Listening to house? banned. Listening to rock? banned. Listening to screamo? ok becuse people who make and listen to screamo don't have sex.....
Listening to Justin Beiber?
...
BANNED!
You made me laugh the hardest of all the posts on this page. Good job.yookiwooki said:
OT:This is a bit ridiculous. If there is sound playing at work that sounds like porn people are going to investigate anyway. They don't really need a program for that.
Another one where the sequel is better than the original.Scott Bullock said:
[sub]Allegedly...
Dammit...[/sub]
Anyway, surely when you get to "those" sounds, the action is already underway unless it's trained for recognising "What are you doing that for?", "Have you ever seen one this big?" or "I've come to repair your plumbing".
I think this qualifies...
Does this mean hentai will get a boost in popularity? It takes a while for non-Japanese speakers to get used to the involuntary vocalizations that count as "orgasmic," so I wouldn't imagine a computer would distinguish the squeaks much better.
Not to mention I've yet to run into any hentai anime that uses jazz synth versus normal-sounding music.
Not to mention I've yet to run into any hentai anime that uses jazz synth versus normal-sounding music.
does this mean every time i listen to smooth jazz its going to get flagged as porn? well that sucks, 
This Korean version sounds more effective, University of Bangor would only be looking for bleats, right? (J/K)
In all seriousness, if this ever gets rolled out I'd expect silly numbers of false positives, plus there's a huge subgenre of porn that seems to sound a lot different to what they've configured this system for (never heard funk guitar in a Hentai...)
In all seriousness, if this ever gets rolled out I'd expect silly numbers of false positives, plus there's a huge subgenre of porn that seems to sound a lot different to what they've configured this system for (never heard funk guitar in a Hentai...)
Huh. Well good thing I only read my hentai. No slapping/moaning sounds there. Just terribly written dialogue and "squish" noises
I guess a lot of those kids are going to have to go back to the old days, hide it under your mattress, or in your friends locker.
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
How about dance/rave/techno/WTH you wanna call it? Not exactly an extreme, but it'll do!Caliostro said:
No smooth jazz? How will I play Portal 2 at work?
Why do I have the feeling pornmakers will find a way around this thing? The world needs porn!
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Why do I have the feeling pornmakers will find a way around this thing? The world needs porn!
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