Hour 1: Load elephant into cannon
Hour 2: Carefully position trampoline
Hour 3: Shoot elephant from cannon onto a trampoline which will propel it into some crowded place, recording all of it as it happens
Hour 4: Take recording and upload onto YouTube
Hours 5-24: Laugh. My. Ass. Off.
After dying, I'd meet those who'd also died and go "You guys won't believe what I saw just before I died..."