25 Hilarious (and Nerdy) Ways to Deface Your Dollars

dochmbi

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"Now, just so you know, defacing legal US currency is actually a crime here in the States "


What the fuuuck!!! It's my property!!! I can do whatever the fuck I want with MY property! FUUUUCKK!
 

Treblaine

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Maybe we should have an exchange program to avoid each country's "no defacing YOUR OWN currency" laws.

I'll send my English Pound Notes (in exchange for equivalent in US notes) so you can doodle on Charles Darwin. Yeah, we got Charles Darwin on our £10 notes, go figure, he actually shares space with our Queen who is ironically the Head of the Church of England.
 

Flunk

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Defacing legal tender is indeed illegal in Canada as well... but we can do anything we want with American or other foreign money *evil grin*.

Heck, you can't even take a picture of money without getting permission from the government.
 

samsonguy920

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Caliostro said:
Not counting potential wasted bills and material used, there's 119 dollars there.
...And it's still totally worth it.
PS: Why is this illegal besides some retrograde sense of uptight political correctness?
Well for one, the currency is the property of the US Government, it is just lent to you for basic exchange for goods and services. As for the expense, it still costs less than even half a dollar to print a dollar. Coins are where things get expensive and into deficit spending. Not like they would act on a small matter such as this. I myself wish the Treasury would go after those tards that run WheresGeorge(dot)com. That is ugly defacement in its own right. These drawings on the other hand are quite sweet.
 

samsonguy920

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ninjajoeman said:
man if someone could draw the guy from monopoly
monopoly money for everyone =D
Actually I've seen Uncle Pennybags drawn on a dollar. And many other creative works of art. Convenience stores are the best places to work to see many interesting bills. I've even collected some silver certificates that way. And even some good foreign coins.
 

hansari

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Omg...sparta...darth vader...they are all hilarious...but this one wins just because it is sooo inappropriate...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GzQNaaZsh_8/Sss0z6DrJYI/AAAAAAAAa2U/ORElFJXqjaU/s1600-h/2386249086_957216965b%5B1%5D.jpg
 

Caliostro

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samsonguy920 said:
Well for one, the currency is the property of the US Government, it is just lent to you for basic exchange for goods and services.
Common misconception. The money is MADE by the US Government, but it belongs to whomever legally acquired it.
 

thenumberthirteen

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I'm afraid the title of best Illegal nerd money has already been taken by the Doctor Who £10 note.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/advent06/images/ten_pounds.jpg

Made for the episode "The Runaway Bride" (the Christmas one with Catherine Tate) where the Doctor makes cash fly out of an ATM to distract some killer robot Santas.
 

Treblaine

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Glefistus said:
Treblaine said:
Maybe we should have an exchange program to avoid each country's "no defacing YOUR OWN currency" laws.

I'll send my English Pound Notes (in exchange for equivalent in US notes) so you can doodle on Charles Darwin. Yeah, we got Charles Darwin on our £10 notes, go figure, he actually shares space with our Queen who is ironically the Head of the Church of England.
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We only got the Queen on our coins. The rest is notable Prime Ministers.




huh?

I'm looking at a £10 note right now and the face of Queen Elizabeth II is right there.

The Queen is on our coins but where is there any Prime Minister on any of our currency?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banknotes_of_the_pound_sterling#Bank_of_England_notes

Seriously, what the hell are you talking about?
 

LimeJester

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dochmbi said:
"Now, just so you know, defacing legal US currency is actually a crime here in the States "


What the fuuuck!!! It's my property!!! I can do whatever the fuck I want with MY property! FUUUUCKK!
It technically isn't your property, you may be in possession of it but every dollar in circulation is owned by the central bank, and in the US that is the federal reserve. Oh Zeitgeist how you have enlightened me.

Treblaine said:
Glefistus said:
We only got the Queen on our coins. The rest is notable Prime Ministers.
huh?
I'm looking at a £10 note right now and the face of Queen Elizabeth II is right there.
The Queen is on our coins but where is there any Prime Minister on any of our currency?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banknotes_of_the_pound_sterling#Bank_of_England_notes
Seriously, what the hell are you talking about?
He's talking about our Canadian money. But I don't see what the difference is between drawing on John A McDonald's face than Abe Lincoln's. Plus we don't have to deface our money to get a laugh out of it. Take the twoonie (our two dollar coin, which has a polar bear on it) turn it on it's side, and put your thumb over the head and half of the legs, Voila! A T-Rex!

I feel like drawing on Canadian Tire money now.
 

Treblaine

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I think the law against defacing money could have something to do with controlling inflation and deflation.

Think about it, illegally printing your own money has the effect of devaluing the currency, but say you somehow legally amassed a huge amount of cash and destroyed it all, that would INCREASE the value of the currency. Some industrialist could abuse this to hteir own advantage and become incredibly rich while destabilising the economy.

For a government to retain control of it's currency it must have a monopoly over both the printing of new cash in mints as well as destroying cash. Cash is incinerated at a steady rate as notes in circulation get worn out and when deposited in banks the decision is made there what to do with them.

But cash in becoming less and less relevant nowadays, with the overwhelming majority of transactions conducted electronically and most actual money only ever existing as a number in a banks computer system... cash will soon disappear.

I predict Coins will disappear first as they are too expensive to manufacture... but cash has always been a liability. The good thing about a cashless society is the armed robber will essentially become obsolete.
 

hansari

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Kuliani said:
Apparently they are all made by this "Joe D" or "JoeD" person. Pretty sure it's a dumb idea to sign your name when you commit a crime...
Haha...I'm pretty sure signing it "Joe D" has about the same impact as signing it "John Doe" :p

The authorities would have an easier time trying to trace his IP...
 

alysdexia

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Defacement laws are mainly about coins, but for coins and bills apply only for fraud. Drawings aren't defacement.