I (Also) Wrote That Crap

[MovieBob]

I (Also) Wrote That Crap

It's probably best that Bob sticks to reviewing movies instead of making them.

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[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Yes Bob, I agree. While you have the ability to dissect movies and critique them (sometimes I may agree with you, sometimes not), your ideas so far seem to be b-rate at best. Something I'd probably see on the SyFy (I hate that namechange btw) Channel alongside Megashark spinoffs and Metal Tornado.
Actually maybe you should pitch them to SyFy...

 

[FEichinger]

To be perfectly honest ... I think I'd watch The Trekkie for its flat-out hilarity.

 

[saxxon.de]

I like the Beavers. I mean, of course it's full of insane ideas. But it's not any more ridiculous than say, a giant marshmallow man trampling thorugh new york because some guys with miniaturized nuclear power plants on their backs have to fight a demon wich in turn rose from a woman's fridge. I can see those Beavers supplying some good laughs in a horror comedy. Just saying.

 

[Chebs]

I'd watch The Trekkie. As long as it wasn't done by a Wayans brother.

 

[castlewise]

Actually Beavers sounds delightfully campy. The kind of movie that comes with a riff track built into the dvd.

 

[TimeCruiserMike]

I would watch the shit out of that Trekkie movie. You should actually kickstart that one.

 

[thristhart]

If you sold Trekkie as a comedic horror, it'd do very well I think. I know I'd love it.

 

[GamerLuck]

Not to beat the already dead horse, but seriously, The Trekkie would be hilarious and I would totally watch it.

 

[Conner42]

Holy shit Bob! We need to turn the Trekkie into a movie. I feel like it can be done right!

 

[coheedswicked]

As everyone else is saying... Trekkie... needs to be made

 

[WanderingFool]

Dammit... after reading Bottlenose, now I cant get the image of a pack (or is it school?) of Dolphins overturning a boat full of teenagers and raping them all...

Thinking about it, why isnt that a movie yet?

Also Trekkies needs to be made... and im not saying that because everyone else is...

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

You know, if it was written in a way that wasn't too on-the-nose (geddit) and preachy, I could actually get on board with Bottlenose. I fear however, that had it ever been made or gained any recognition, that it would have suffered a lifetime of "Simpsons did it" dismissal.

Also yes Bob, I would pay good money to see Trekkie.

 

[nadesico33]

Considering things like Orca and Razorback, among other things, Beavers and Bottlenose are not that crazy sounding.

They just needed to be pitched to Golan-Globus/Cannon Group about 30 years ago.

 

[Frontastic]

Not gonna lie I really do want to see Trekkie get made. Though I'm trying to think, given that a show like 'Big Bang Theory' is one of the most popular shows on TV, would now be the perfect time for such a movie or is it the exact wrong time. Either way, I still want it.

 

[Tanis]

The Trekkie actually sounds kind of fun in that b-movie sort of way.

 

[teebeeohh]

the dolphin movie sounds terrible but the other two actually sound like they could be fun b-movies if there is awareness of just how silly the ideas are.