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Daystar Clarion said:
That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.

I'm convinced it's Jezza.

Greatest comic... In the world.
The pause wasn't long enough.

This is the greatest comic
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in the world.

Remember, the pause is everything.
 

Teoes

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I wonder if that's the first thing the Hamster said to Clarkson, when he woke up.
 
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Sassafrass said:
Daystar Clarion said:
That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.

I'm convinced it's Jezza.

Greatest comic... In the world.
The pause wasn't long enough.

This is the greatest comic
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
in the world.

Remember, the pause is everything.
************, don't talk to me about pauses.

I know how to fucking pause, who the fuck do you think you are?

You merely adopted the pause, I was born into it, moulded by it. I didn't hear the 'in the world' until I was already a man.
 

Yopaz

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Honestly I would totally download that car. The steering issues are probably just some form of DRM that wouldn't be any problems with a crack and a couple mods anyway.
 

Elementary - Dear Watson

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Daystar Clarion said:
That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.

I'm convinced it's Jezza.

Greatest comic... In the world.
This was my initial thought too... :p I wonder how many people would understand his resemblance on here?
 

Muspelheim

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I can't really point fingers, can I? Mainly because they were eaten by the ridiculously overpowered wild dogs I modded in.

But honestly, people would do well to remember that reviews aren't written by robots, even if Gamespot gives the impression. If you follow reviews, it'd be well worth your time to try to get a picture of the author, to get an understanding of what they like and what works. What makes them moist, basically.

Of course, knowing what you yourself like is just as important. It can be a bit more tricky than it sounds.

Teoes said:
I wonder if that's the first thing the Hamster said to Clarkson, when he woke up.
I can imagine the response.

-"Your tragic midlife crisis necklace snapped off and embedded themselves in the cameraman. That's an achievement."
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Sassafrass said:
Daystar Clarion said:
That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.

I'm convinced it's Jezza.

Greatest comic... In the world.
The pause wasn't long enough.

This is the greatest comic
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
in the world.

Remember, the pause is everything.
************, don't talk to me about pauses.

I know how to fucking pause, who the fuck do you think you are?

You merely adopted the pause, I was born into it, moulded by it. I didn't hear the 'in the world' until I was already a man.
Pff, I adopted the pause?
*****, I created it and passed it down to Clarkson. And when his time has come, he will pass it on again.
But not to Hammond.
Fucker might eat it, seeing as he's a hamster and all.
Elementary - Dear Watson said:
Daystar Clarion said:
That guy resembles Jeremy Clarkson.

I'm convinced it's Jezza.

Greatest comic... In the world.
This was my initial thought too... :p I wonder how many people would understand his resemblance on here?
I'm going to guess only a few, although Top Gear was popular enough to get its own version in a few countries.
I'm also surprised the guy who crashed the car doesn't look like Hammond, actually.
 

Teoes

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Elementary - Dear Watson said:
I wonder how many people would understand his resemblance on here?
Surely everyone? I thought Top Gear was on permanent non-stop repeat in every country on the planet.
 

Mistilteinn

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This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this:


"Its time to fuckign pwn sum n00bz"
 

schmulki

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Yopaz said:
Honestly I would totally download that car. The steering issues are probably just some form of DRM that wouldn't be any problems with a crack and a couple mods anyway.
Wait for it on a Steam sale.
 

lacktheknack

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My very first thought: I wonder what the Dwarf Fortress/Car analog is.

I'm imagining that it's a Ferrari with no steering wheel. lrn2steer, n00b
 

marcooos

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Mistilteinn said:
This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this:


"Its time to fuckign pwn sum n00bz"
... What the fuck did I just watch?
 

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lacktheknack said:
My very first thought: I wonder what the Dwarf Fortress/Car analog is.

I'm imagining that it's a Ferrari with no steering wheel. lrn2steer, n00b
A Dwarf Fortress car would arrive as raw materials and the owner would have to painstakingly craft each individual piece over the course of several years until they could finally begin to actually build the car.
 

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Chaosritter said:
Reviewer: It would have been unfair to give it a lower score for critical technical flaws and constant crashes, those are probably gonna get fixed some day anyway
If you buy the car second-hand, you don't get access to seatbelts or airbags unless you pay extra.