Study Says That Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More Than Male Storms

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Study Says That Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More Than Male Storms



A recent study has found that people take female-named hurricanes less seriously than the male branded counterparts.

I think it's safe for me to say that hurricanes are scary. In fact, when I think about all the various ways that Mother Nature has devised to kill humans, I can think of few things scarier than a gigantic storm system ripping its way across 1the countryside. That being the case, there are apparently some ways to make a murder-storm seem less scary. For instance, you can give it a she-name instead of a he-name.

That, at least, are what the results of a recently published study suggest. The study, published in the <a href=http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2014/05/29/1402786111>Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States, sought to highlight "social science factors that predict responses to natural hazards." The results found that female-named hurricanes routinely cause more deaths than their male counterparts, in part because people apparently take them less seriously when they're given women's names.

The study came to this conclusion by compiling data about hurricane related fatalities from 1950 up to 2012. The researchers asked the study's participants to rate a historical storm's damage based on its name. Then, after several other lab tests, they flat-out asked people they thought of female-named storms. Nearly half of the responses indicated that both men and women believed said storms to be less serious than their male branded counterparts.

Assuming the study's results are accurate, this poses some problems when it comes to things like public safety. After all, you can issue all the storm warnings you want, but you can't make someone seek safety if they're under the impression an inbound hurricane won't be a big deal because it's named Fran instead of Dan. The irony is that hurricanes used to be given female names by default on account of their being especially unpredictable. The practice has since been discontinued (they alternate genders now), but it kind of flies in the face of female hurricanes being lesser entities.

Source: <a href=http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2014/06/02/hurricanes-with-female-names-are-deadlier-than-masculine-ones/#.U40va_ldVIN>Discover

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Mr. Omega

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See, this is a silly statistic, but it makes sense. It's a marketing problem that just so happens to get people killed.
 

Ferisar

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You know, I have to wonder about the amount of chemical interaction within the brain that goes on which results in someone thinking about a storm enveloping whole bits of states within the U.S. and mowing destruction across the entire eastern seaboard and then coming up with "yeah well, Katrina kind of liked Ichabod Crane, so everything is fine, right?"

Fuck being a creature of habit, god damn.

Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
 

RealRT

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Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
 

Tortilla the Hun

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We could give hurricanes names of monster trucks.

Though that might actually draw more people to it...

Now that I think about it, Hurricane Bulldozer might be in bad taste.
 

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Ferisar said:
You know, I have to wonder about the amount of chemical interaction within the brain that goes on which results in someone thinking about a storm enveloping whole bits of states within the U.S. and mowing destruction across the entire eastern seaboard and then coming up with "yeah well, Katrina kind of liked Ichabod Crane, so everything is fine, right?"

Fuck being a creature of habit, god damn.

Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
And the years of Irony will follow, with very little lasting damage caused and with a record low of injuries and deaths, each generation of Hurricane Hitlers continues to break
 

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RealRT said:
Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Thank you!

I never understood the whole naming thing either to be honest. Andrew isn't a particularly threatening name either while we're talking about threat level. Hurricane Ivan sounded scary, but it didn't do all that much, and Hurricane Sandy is just a stupid name for an overly destructive storm.

We should just call them Giant Spinning whirlwind of death. That way when they tell you hey get off the beach there is a giant spinning whirlwind of death coming, they'll probably listen.
 

Ferisar

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Redryhno said:
Ferisar said:
You know, I have to wonder about the amount of chemical interaction within the brain that goes on which results in someone thinking about a storm enveloping whole bits of states within the U.S. and mowing destruction across the entire eastern seaboard and then coming up with "yeah well, Katrina kind of liked Ichabod Crane, so everything is fine, right?"

Fuck being a creature of habit, god damn.

Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
And the years of Irony will follow, with very little lasting damage caused and with a record low of injuries and deaths, each generation of Hurricane Hitlers continues to break
I'm very tempted to make a holocaust joke, but I'm firmly above such things, mm yes.

/adjusts monocle
 

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Ferisar said:
Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
To the Hitler shelters!

We could just keep the naming system but use '[Name] the Death Dealer' like Governor Explosion said.

 

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Okay, was reading this very crazy article and how serious they take this (I can't, however, and must laugh it off). NOw I must post this thing:

#yesallhurricanes



I'm so sorry.
 

lacktheknack

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ffs

I suppose this means, to reduce fatality counts, we should name all the hurricanes with male names? -___-

New idea: Use the Pilot Alphabet (Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, etc). I mean, we're still screwed with Hurricane Juliet comes around, but at least that's one out of 26.
 

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So this is just freedomlandians right? Amusingly, a good number of poor (and at times uneducated) people in third-world countries never take hurricanes seriously, regardless of their name. The government tells these people to evacuate but they stubbornly choose to stay for reasons like guarding their belongings/property, or a "it can't be that bad" mentality.

This is the main reason why you see people being airlifted from rooftops after being stranded there because of heavy flooding.

What we need is, among other things, a more accurate damage estimation, and a method that will let people visualize that easily.

We also need to stop rescuing stubborn idiots who dig their own grave.
 

Jandau

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Keep using female names, we need at least some form of natural selection... Don't get me wrong, loss of life is tragic, but if you decide that a bigass storm isn't going to be a problem simply because it has a girl name, you probably shouldn't procreate...
 

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StewShearer said:
I think it's safe for me to say that hurricanes are scary. In fact, when I think about all the various ways that Mother Nature has devised to kill humans, I can think of few things scarier than a gigantic storm system ripping its way across 1thecountryside.
I hate to be that person, but typo.

On topic, isn't that the same mentality we give to murderous AI? So they don't seem so murderous? It should be the opposite really, but it might lessen the severity of the disaster when you can say cute names like "Sally" and "Marie".
 

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It's clearly the patriarchy killing people durring female named storms to promote misogyny, or something.
 

LysanderNemoinis

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Deathfish15 said:
Okay, was reading this very crazy article and how serious they take this (I can't, however, and must laugh it off). NOw I must post this thing:

#yesallhurricanes



I'm so sorry.
You know, I honestly wonder how long it will take the non-sane feminists and the social justice warriors to call this whole thing some sort of sexist, patriarchal plot to do...something.
 

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Strazdas said:
Ferisar said:
Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
ok now i want to see that.

news: "Hitler continues to wreck havoc in Florida".
It would make Hitler sound superhuman though..."Hitler is expected to arrive in Florida in the early hours of Thursday morning. The government urges all citizens to evacuate as soon as possible".

I think if I were naming hurricanes, I'd go for "Hurricane Anal Bleeding". Everyone takes anal bleeding seriously.
 

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Ferisar said:
Redryhno said:
Ferisar said:
You know, I have to wonder about the amount of chemical interaction within the brain that goes on which results in someone thinking about a storm enveloping whole bits of states within the U.S. and mowing destruction across the entire eastern seaboard and then coming up with "yeah well, Katrina kind of liked Ichabod Crane, so everything is fine, right?"

Fuck being a creature of habit, god damn.

Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
And the years of Irony will follow, with very little lasting damage caused and with a record low of injuries and deaths, each generation of Hurricane Hitlers continues to break
I'm very tempted to make a holocaust joke, but I'm firmly above such things, mm yes.

/adjusts monocle
Hey, there'll be even less deaths than usual because no jewish people will get caught in a hurricane. Well, after the initial deathspike in holocaust deniers of course.

EDIT: Wasn't that bad was it?
 

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I say they should just do a random string of characters like they do for diseases, and/or make them sound badass

"HURRICANE XF47-Q CODENAMED BLOODY MARY WILL BE RAVAGING FLORIDA ON TUESDAY! EVACUATE OR DIEEEEEEE *nuclear explosion covers screen*"