Being someone who lived in a barrier island in New York that was hit by Sandy, which also happened to dump loads of the sand from the beach my town was named for into the roads and in some cases people's houses, I found the name somewhat accurate.Kameburger said:I never understood the whole naming thing either to be honest. Andrew isn't a particularly threatening name either while we're talking about threat level. Hurricane Ivan sounded scary, but it didn't do all that much, and Hurricane Sandy is just a stupid name for an overly destructive storm.
Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?RealRT said:Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
its.... ok its...its not people standing around going. OH kelley cant do nothin its just a girly tornado. No one is conciously deciding anything! Its peoples unconcious minds making associations and those associations affecting there behavior. Even a feminist might unconciously be affected by such a thing but its a good indicator of whats in our collective subconcious and a good indicator of what we think of women still.( to be fair in a world that doesnt value a mans or womans self defense everyones a bit gimped but thats another discussion entirely)Jandau said:Keep using female names, we need at least some form of natural selection... Don't get me wrong, loss of life is tragic, but if you decide that a bigass storm isn't going to be a problem simply because it has a girl name, you probably shouldn't procreate...
So what happens to hurricanes that use names that can be male OR female, like Evelyn, Kim, or Kelly? And what happens in the case of names that have male/female variants with slightly different spellings (for example, Marion / Marian, Robin / Robyn, or Martin / Martyn?) Do people stay in and barricade their doors for Hurricane Chris, but go out and play in the streets during Hurricane Kris?Strazdas said:ok now i want to see that.Ferisar said:Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
news: "Hitler continues to wreck havoc in Florida".
How about Hurricane You're Fucked '14? Not very catchy, but gets the job done.Chessrook44 said:Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?RealRT said:Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Ah. Thank you.TheSYLOH said:People are misunderstanding.
the study is from 1950 to 2012
but hurricanes were only given female names starting in the 60's
In that decade urbanization of the coast wasn't as great as it became and climate change had barely begun to kick in.
I agree with you, more and more I find myself agreeing with Machiavelli.(Whether he wrote The Prince in jest or not.) The common (wo)man is an idiot and depresses me to no end. Since about 51% of the population is in that bracket, that leaves us with a mix of 49% that are above and below the common intellect, sigh.Jandau said:Keep using female names, we need at least some form of natural selection... Don't get me wrong, loss of life is tragic, but if you decide that a bigass storm isn't going to be a problem simply because it has a girl name, you probably shouldn't procreate...
I don't know if it's sexism so much that women overall are less physically imposing than men are. Not taking the storm as serious is not the same as hating women. I'm sure sexists probably take the storms far more serious than anything else. Also, conscious sexism is not the same as what they are saying here. They are talking about an unconscious decision. No one is sitting there saying, "Katrina, with a name like that what is to worry about". It's completely subconscious.medv4380 said:Evolution at work. Sexists who wont take something seriously just because it has a womans name are more likely to die. Keep this up long enough and we'll evolve.
I vote we name the next category 5 "Clegaine", a giant mass that destroys everything in front of it. It'd be both fitting and topical. Even moreso if it destroys a Tyson food plant, eating all the chicken.Ferisar said:You know, I have to wonder about the amount of chemical interaction within the brain that goes on which results in someone thinking about a storm enveloping whole bits of states within the U.S. and mowing destruction across the entire eastern seaboard and then coming up with "yeah well, Katrina kind of liked Ichabod Crane, so everything is fine, right?"
Fuck being a creature of habit, god damn.
Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
Mortis Nuncius said:We could give hurricanes names of monster trucks.
Though that might actually draw more people to it...
Now that I think about it, Hurricane Bulldozer might be in bad taste.
Oh my word...I completely broke down. Rapturous applause!Strazdas said:ok now i want to see that.Ferisar said:Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
news: "Hitler continues to wreck havoc in Florida".
Yeah, but imagine how embarrassed the namers will be when it takes a turn far off to sea and doesn't affect anyone except a couple random boats who didn't know of it.RealRT said:How about Hurricane You're Fucked '14? Not very catchy, but gets the job done.Chessrook44 said:Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?RealRT said:Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Oh, OK then, I guess we can't allow for them to be embarassed.Chessrook44 said:Yeah, but imagine how embarrassed the namers will be when it takes a turn far off to sea and doesn't affect anyone except a couple random boats who didn't know of it.RealRT said:How about Hurricane You're Fucked '14? Not very catchy, but gets the job done.Chessrook44 said:Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?RealRT said:Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
i dont know. if i heard on the radio "lock your windows, anal bleeding is coming" i would burst out laughing.moggett88 said:It would make Hitler sound superhuman though..."Hitler is expected to arrive in Florida in the early hours of Thursday morning. The government urges all citizens to evacuate as soon as possible".Strazdas said:ok now i want to see that.Ferisar said:Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
news: "Hitler continues to wreck havoc in Florida".
I think if I were naming hurricanes, I'd go for "Hurricane Anal Bleeding". Everyone takes anal bleeding seriously.
like dinosaurs on canadian currency got people interested in money?Barbas said:You know what, though? That really would get more people interested in the weather. You know what else would? Some real celebrity guest stars!
They used to be refereed to just 'The Great Hurricane of 1XXX' until Clement Wragge started naming them after letters in the Greek alphabet. Then, when he ran out of letters, he started naming them after politicians he disliked because he was also an amateur satirist on top of a meteorologist.Kameburger said:Thank you!RealRT said:Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
I never understood the whole naming thing either to be honest. Andrew isn't a particularly threatening name either while we're talking about threat level. Hurricane Ivan sounded scary, but it didn't do all that much, and Hurricane Sandy is just a stupid name for an overly destructive storm.
We should just call them Giant Spinning whirlwind of death. That way when they tell you hey get off the beach there is a giant spinning whirlwind of death coming, they'll probably listen.