Study Says That Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More Than Male Storms

TheSYLOH

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People are misunderstanding.
the study is from 1950 to 2012
but hurricanes were only given female names starting in the 60's

In that decade urbanization of the coast wasn't as great as it became and climate change had barely begun to kick in.
 

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This results... seem strange. A hurricane is a hurricane
 

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Kameburger said:
I never understood the whole naming thing either to be honest. Andrew isn't a particularly threatening name either while we're talking about threat level. Hurricane Ivan sounded scary, but it didn't do all that much, and Hurricane Sandy is just a stupid name for an overly destructive storm.
Being someone who lived in a barrier island in New York that was hit by Sandy, which also happened to dump loads of the sand from the beach my town was named for into the roads and in some cases people's houses, I found the name somewhat accurate.

RealRT said:
Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?
 

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Jandau said:
Keep using female names, we need at least some form of natural selection... Don't get me wrong, loss of life is tragic, but if you decide that a bigass storm isn't going to be a problem simply because it has a girl name, you probably shouldn't procreate...
its.... ok its...its not people standing around going. OH kelley cant do nothin its just a girly tornado. No one is conciously deciding anything! Its peoples unconcious minds making associations and those associations affecting there behavior. Even a feminist might unconciously be affected by such a thing but its a good indicator of whats in our collective subconcious and a good indicator of what we think of women still.( to be fair in a world that doesnt value a mans or womans self defense everyones a bit gimped but thats another discussion entirely)
 

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Strazdas said:
Ferisar said:
Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
ok now i want to see that.

news: "Hitler continues to wreck havoc in Florida".
So what happens to hurricanes that use names that can be male OR female, like Evelyn, Kim, or Kelly? And what happens in the case of names that have male/female variants with slightly different spellings (for example, Marion / Marian, Robin / Robyn, or Martin / Martyn?) Do people stay in and barricade their doors for Hurricane Chris, but go out and play in the streets during Hurricane Kris?

Y'know, I think I'm with the guy who suggested calling every hurricane "Hitler". Or you could use "Hurricane Donkeypuncher", just to ram the point home.

Captcha is "Total Shamble". Which I suspect will be relevant to this thread within the next twelve hours or so.
 

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Chessrook44 said:
RealRT said:
Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?
How about Hurricane You're Fucked '14? Not very catchy, but gets the job done.
 

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TheSYLOH said:
People are misunderstanding.
the study is from 1950 to 2012
but hurricanes were only given female names starting in the 60's

In that decade urbanization of the coast wasn't as great as it became and climate change had barely begun to kick in.
Ah. Thank you.
Id seen some mentions from a few people online that the stats were perhaps a bit suspicious on this, but I hadnt had time to read up on the study or the stats myself yet.
 

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Jandau said:
Keep using female names, we need at least some form of natural selection... Don't get me wrong, loss of life is tragic, but if you decide that a bigass storm isn't going to be a problem simply because it has a girl name, you probably shouldn't procreate...
I agree with you, more and more I find myself agreeing with Machiavelli.(Whether he wrote The Prince in jest or not.) The common (wo)man is an idiot and depresses me to no end. Since about 51% of the population is in that bracket, that leaves us with a mix of 49% that are above and below the common intellect, sigh.


In all seriousness though, who here can honestly tell me they'd be more terrified of Hurricane Norman than Hurricane Norma. I don't, I can't even into logic. It's a giant storm system that is powerful enough to demolish buildings like they were made of poorly put together paper mache. The name doesn't matter, that thing will fuck you up.
 

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Evolution at work. Sexists who wont take something seriously just because it has a womans name are more likely to die. Keep this up long enough and we'll evolve.
 

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Ugh... there it is, they used the term "suggests", which typically means they are drawing premature conclusions. "Suggests" is a term that says, "we should do more tests".

That aside: This is not an uncommon thing. People's perceptions change with names all the time. If I dated a Katrina who was a royal ***** and I hated, I would probably take Hurricane Katrina more serious than a Hurricane Sam, or a Hurricane Judith. That said, of course all hurricanes should be taken seriously, as they are hurricanes. Sounds like a problem with the bothersome act of naming them at all. Perhaps naming them anything is a bad idea. Names automatically make things seem less serious than they may be. Perhaps they should just name them "Massive killer storm #_", the only people that will affect are people who know someone with that name.

medv4380 said:
Evolution at work. Sexists who wont take something seriously just because it has a womans name are more likely to die. Keep this up long enough and we'll evolve.
I don't know if it's sexism so much that women overall are less physically imposing than men are. Not taking the storm as serious is not the same as hating women. I'm sure sexists probably take the storms far more serious than anything else. Also, conscious sexism is not the same as what they are saying here. They are talking about an unconscious decision. No one is sitting there saying, "Katrina, with a name like that what is to worry about". It's completely subconscious.
 

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Ferisar said:
You know, I have to wonder about the amount of chemical interaction within the brain that goes on which results in someone thinking about a storm enveloping whole bits of states within the U.S. and mowing destruction across the entire eastern seaboard and then coming up with "yeah well, Katrina kind of liked Ichabod Crane, so everything is fine, right?"

Fuck being a creature of habit, god damn.

Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
I vote we name the next category 5 "Clegaine", a giant mass that destroys everything in front of it. It'd be both fitting and topical. Even moreso if it destroys a Tyson food plant, eating all the chicken.
 

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Mortis Nuncius said:
We could give hurricanes names of monster trucks.

Though that might actually draw more people to it...

Now that I think about it, Hurricane Bulldozer might be in bad taste.

Might be a bit on the nose.

This study is neat and all, but remember that correlation does not imply causation.
 

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Strazdas said:
Ferisar said:
Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
ok now i want to see that.

news: "Hitler continues to wreck havoc in Florida".
Oh my word...I completely broke down. Rapturous applause!

You know what, though? That really would get more people interested in the weather. You know what else would? Some real celebrity guest stars!


But, like it said in the article, I guess there'd be a risk of entire cities going into panic over a name like that. :/
 

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Ahem, has anyone asked the HURRICANES what they wanted to be called?

I though not, all you sexists obviously do not have the concept of their preferred pronoun, or gender identity.

Related:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/11086-Weve-Seen-The-Future-And-Its-NSFW
 

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RealRT said:
Chessrook44 said:
RealRT said:
Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?
How about Hurricane You're Fucked '14? Not very catchy, but gets the job done.
Yeah, but imagine how embarrassed the namers will be when it takes a turn far off to sea and doesn't affect anyone except a couple random boats who didn't know of it.
 

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Chessrook44 said:
RealRT said:
Chessrook44 said:
RealRT said:
Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Categorization and Posterity. Giving hurricanes names makes it easy to categorize them and list them as they come out, and makes it easier to mention them in the future if it happens to come up again. Everyone remembers Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina, but how memorable do you think they'd be if they were, say, "Hurricane SS-104-C3"?
How about Hurricane You're Fucked '14? Not very catchy, but gets the job done.
Yeah, but imagine how embarrassed the namers will be when it takes a turn far off to sea and doesn't affect anyone except a couple random boats who didn't know of it.
Oh, OK then, I guess we can't allow for them to be embarassed.
 

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With how deeply ingrained misogyny is in our culture, I have to say this doesn't surprise me. No matter what it's named, someone who doesn't take a hurricane seriously and dies from it can't really blame anyone but themselves.

On a completely unrelated note: was the proofreader out sick today? There are some rather glaring errors in this article for it being so short.
 

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moggett88 said:
Strazdas said:
Ferisar said:
Next up, we name every Hurricane "Hitler".
ok now i want to see that.

news: "Hitler continues to wreck havoc in Florida".
It would make Hitler sound superhuman though..."Hitler is expected to arrive in Florida in the early hours of Thursday morning. The government urges all citizens to evacuate as soon as possible".

I think if I were naming hurricanes, I'd go for "Hurricane Anal Bleeding". Everyone takes anal bleeding seriously.
i dont know. if i heard on the radio "lock your windows, anal bleeding is coming" i would burst out laughing.

Barbas said:
You know what, though? That really would get more people interested in the weather. You know what else would? Some real celebrity guest stars!
like dinosaurs on canadian currency got people interested in money?

frankly id think the effect would wear off quickly.
 

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Kameburger said:
RealRT said:
Never understood the american habit of naming hurricanes. Just tell there's a big fuck-all wind coming that will fuck your shit and people will take it seriously.
Thank you!

I never understood the whole naming thing either to be honest. Andrew isn't a particularly threatening name either while we're talking about threat level. Hurricane Ivan sounded scary, but it didn't do all that much, and Hurricane Sandy is just a stupid name for an overly destructive storm.

We should just call them Giant Spinning whirlwind of death. That way when they tell you hey get off the beach there is a giant spinning whirlwind of death coming, they'll probably listen.
They used to be refereed to just 'The Great Hurricane of 1XXX' until Clement Wragge started naming them after letters in the Greek alphabet. Then, when he ran out of letters, he started naming them after politicians he disliked because he was also an amateur satirist on top of a meteorologist.

Naming the Hurricanes female came during the War, army meteorologists started naming Hurricanes and Cyclones after their wives and girlfriends because this was the 40's and signs of affection were weird back then, however in the '60s feminists took offence to the naming of storms as women, stating: ?Women are not disasters, destroying life and communities and leaving a lasting and devastating effect?, so from '79 onward's it became standard to alternate between male and female names.