Secret Father's Day

[Nick Lerman]

Secret Father's Day

My love for spiders haunts me.

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[Barbas]

Sometimes, it's as if Bill Watterson was part of the Event Horizon crew.

Terrifying stuff.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I hope you take care to de-bone and fur the neighbor's pets. Small bones can be a choking hazard and nobody wants to clean up half digested furballs.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Sometimes, it's as if Bill Watterson was part of the Event Horizon crew.

Terrifying stuff.

"Where we're going, we don't need erasers."

 

[Nick Lerman]

I hope you take care to de-bone and fur the neighbor's pets. Small bones can be a choking hazard and nobody wants to clean up half digested furballs.

Thank you for your concern.
There is a steep learning curve when raising a Babyhead Spider.
Fortunately, its venom liquefies the organs rendering prey little more than a furry organic juice box.
I just put the dry husks in the dumpster down the alley near the apartment complex.
Play dates and sleepovers are going to be an issue going forward.

 

[lacktheknack]

I've always found baby spiders to be so adorable...

 

[Clankenbeard]

I think those are frogs legs? (I am colorblind, so they may not be green at all.) And the front foot/hoof/flipper/appendage on the right has 4 toes/tendrils/claws/gentalia instead of three like the others. I have to commend the mother and father's patience and resolve for raising an offspring with such a notable birth defect.

 

[Nick Lerman]

I think those are frogs legs? (I am colorblind, so they may not be green at all.) And the front foot/hoof/flipper/appendage on the right has 4 toes/tendrils/claws/gentalia instead of three like the others. I have to commend the mother and father's patience and resolve for raising an offspring with such a notable birth defect.

What Ho CB!

Whatever color perceptions you may be deficient in are more than made up by your attention to detail.
Babyhead Spider toes range in number and size due to a variety of factors.
Buying four pair of shoes at a time for amorphous feet is yet another hidden cost I did not anticipate.
Eventually it will also need pants.
I should probably start selling magnetic ribbons to defray costs.

 

[Clankenbeard]

I think those are frogs legs? (I am colorblind, so they may not be green at all.) And the front foot/hoof/flipper/appendage on the right has 4 toes/tendrils/claws/gentalia instead of three like the others. I have to commend the mother and father's patience and resolve for raising an offspring with such a notable birth defect.

What Ho CB!

Whatever color perceptions you may be deficient in are more than made up by your attention to detail.
Babyhead Spider toes range in number and size due to a variety of factors.
Buying four pair of shoes at a time for amorphous feet is yet another hidden cost I did not anticipate.
Eventually it will also need pants.
I should probably start selling magnetic ribbons to defray costs.

....and now i have to look at that deformity regularly as Nick has chosen to make it his avatar. In my chromatically challenged head, I keep hearing "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Couton.

 

[Nick Lerman]

....and now i have to look at that deformity regularly as Nick has chosen to make it his avatar. In my chromatically challenged head, I keep hearing "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Couton.

I will continue with the babyheaded avatars for your viewing pleasure.
There are more.

Thank you for introducing me to Mr. Couton.
If I had a TV show, that might be my theme song.

 

[Clankenbeard]

Thank you for introducing me to Mr. Couton. If I had a TV show, that might be my theme song.

Mr. Coulton is quite famous in small pockets of nerd/geek culture as a novelty folk artist. I found him orignially because I fell in love with "Still Alive"--the end credits song to Portal.

He will never reach widespread fame because his songs are too specific. IF you wish to listen to anything further, I suggest you try: Still Alive, I Feel Fantastic, Skullcrusher Mountain, Re: Your Brains. They have the most widespread appeal in my opinion. My personal favorite is an inspirational piece called "A Talk With George", but it isn't a comedy piece.

 

[God of Path]

We must never speak of The Day Nick Lerman Committed That Terrible Atrocity.