Valve Ruined My Joke Art Day

deathbydeath

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That really is a pretty picture. I love the angle, perspective, and the way it twists up on the right-hand side. It doesn't even need a naughty word to be worth my time.
 

Clankenbeard

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After a brisk walk down the winding forest trail of hi-res textures and fully rendered particles, Erin got bored and _noclip-ped back home.

...oh, and the dirty word: "chode"
 

Bedinsis

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I only really understood the etymology to the title "Critical Miss" this week.

I always assumed it was a another video game jargon, something that might have been found in something like Wing Commander(which I haven' played), but the title refers to that Erin is an unmarried female video game critic, a.k.a. a critical Miss.
 

RJ 17

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Yay! Time to Mad-Lib the strip!

Erin: "So this is where those cunts at Konami hid all the fucks they had left to give for making good games!"

Complete with a dirty word. :3
 

direkiller

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Bedinsis said:
I only really understood the etymology to the title "Critical Miss" this week.

I always assumed it was a another video game jargon, something that might have been found in something like Wing Commander(which I haven' played), but the title refers to that Erin is an unmarried female video game critic, a.k.a. a critical Miss.
It's both
the term is for certain tabletop RPG systems, when you roll a natural miss.

You then have to roll on a "Critial Miss" table.
something like this
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Critical_Miss_Table_%28Fallout_Supplement%29
 

Dying_Jester

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Full Frontal Nerdity is just not good at delivering jokes and keeping it funny till the end. Had you done the same joke you'd have been praised for actually making people laugh.
 

JohnZ117

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RJ 17 said:
Yay! Time to Mad-Lib the strip!

Erin: "So this is where those cunts at Konami hid all the fucks they had left to give for making good games!"

Complete with a dirty word. :3
How about three?

"So this is where those disheveled cunts at spotty Konami hid all the gritty fucks they had left to give for making good games!"
 

Tiamattt

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O_O!!

Erin found a way to make rats grow about 100 times their regular size!!! And they all worship her!! We're doooooooomed!!!

:p