Carrier Pigeon Beats Internet in South Africa

Andy Chalk

One Flag, One Fleet, One Cat
Nov 12, 2002
45,698
1
0
Carrier Pigeon Beats Internet in South Africa


An IT company struggling with slow internet speeds has discovered a new way to dramatically increase its data transmission rates - a carrier pigeon.

Tired of dealing with unreasonably slow internet speeds, Unlimited IT of Durban, South Africa, decided to make a point by comparing the ADSL speeds of Telkom, the country's largest internet provider, with the speed of Winston, a pigeon. The idea was born when a frustrated Unlimited employee said it would be faster to just send data by carrier pigeon.

"We renown ourselves on being innovative, so we decided to test that statement," said Unlimited's Kevin Rolfe.

Rules were put into place to ensure a fair race: No cats were allowed and Winston was not allowed to eat any performance-enhancing birdseed before his flight. The bird was outfitted with a four-gigabyte memory stick and set loose from the company's call center in Howick, 60 miles away from Unlimited's Durban office. At the same time, an upload of the data between the two offices was started.

Winston took one hour and eight minutes to fly from one office to the other and deliver his cargo, while another hour was required to upload the data from the stick to their computers. Tthe online data transmission, meanwhile, was only four percent complete over the same stretch of time.

"Winston is over the moon," Rolfe said of the feathered internet-killer. "He is happy to be back at the office and is now just chilling with his friends."

Telkom, naturally, claimed it wasn't responsible for the slow internet speeds at Unlimited IT. In an email, the company said, "Several recommendations have, in the past, been made to the customer but none of these have, to date, been accepted."

Source: BBC [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8248056.stm]

(photo [http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeffweese/3720761507/])


Permalink
 

Nimbus

Token Irish Guy
Oct 22, 2008
2,162
0
0
Is there a reason I'm feeling Deja Vu? Have you used that picture before?

Also, sucks to be there.
 

Radeonx

New member
Apr 26, 2009
7,013
0
0
xmetatr0nx said:
Wow, i hope that isnt a problem everywhere, i have no idea how they will handle the overflow of people who need the internet during the World Cup.
A giant army of carrier pigeons. It will be like Birds all over again. Don't go in a phone booth. Or else.
 

Ghost

Spoony old Bard
Feb 13, 2009
893
0
0
Haha nice one pigeon... and uhh, how can internet speeds be so low?
 

TriggerUnhappy

New member
Mar 4, 2009
1,530
0
0
Damn, didn't know the internet was that slow there. Puts those who complain the internet is slow because it takes a minute to load to shame.
 

Simalacrum

Resident Juggler
Apr 17, 2008
5,204
0
0
Pigeon ftw, thats awesome man! XD

though... I don't think it would be able to beat my internet connection :p
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
6,933
0
0
I want some carrier pigeons!
E-mail's boring.

By the way, were these guys using Dial-up internet or Broadband?
 

Kross

World Breaker
Sep 27, 2004
854
0
0
Whoa there, using a memory stick is an undocumented extension to the RFC [http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html].

Although, more seriously, being able to run to the data center to grab files faster then they could transfer over the wire has come in handy here a few times. We generally use the older Sneakernet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneakernet] protocols though.
 

Emphraim

New member
Mar 27, 2009
831
0
0
So after 2 hours and 8 minutes, only 4 percent of 4 gigabytes was transferred over the internet?
Glad I live in New York City and have high speed internet.

I can see a possible money making opportunity for that company here...
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
6,933
0
0
Kross said:
Whoa there, using a memory stick is an undocumented extension to the RFC [http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html].

Although, more seriously, being able to run to the data center to grab files faster then they could transfer over the wire has come in handy here a few times. We generally use the older Sneakernet [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneakernet] protocols though.
Do you use Paper E-Mail [http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/a4db/] as well?
 

randommaster

New member
Sep 10, 2008
1,802
0
0
Cpt_Oblivious said:
I want some carrier pigeons!
E-mail's boring.

By the way, were these guys using Dial-up internet or Broadband?
I do believe they are using broadband.

Shame on you, Telkom, for making animals do all your work.
 

Hybridwolf

New member
Aug 14, 2009
701
0
0
Ouch. They really need to sort out their internet in Afric- oh right...

Honestly this would surprise me if it happened elsewhere, but since South Africa is still in development, this dosen't surprise me. Either way, they need new wiring ASAP
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
6,933
0
0
randommaster said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
I want some carrier pigeons!
E-mail's boring.

By the way, were these guys using Dial-up internet or Broadband?
I do believe they are using broadband.

Shame on you, Telkom, for making animals do all your work.
Wow. I'd hate to try and download World of Warcraft in South Africa.