2K Announces Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition

EHKOS

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Fuck me, I...I can't stop my mouse from moving to the amazon tab I keep just for these cases!
*looks in wallet* *finds $35*
....*breaths in deeply looking pained by my sight*



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: You know what? I thought about it, and I think I'll save up for TES:V CE instead. (Lifesized replica of Umbra anyone? Talking Mudcrab Merchant Bobblehead? Nordic underwere?) It has touched my life much more, seeing as how I only played DN3D. Yeah, I'll rent this one.
 

Therumancer

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Aiddon said:
Igen said:
Aiddon said:
DTWolfwood said:
Curious y it doesn't come with a pair of steel balls. XD
I was surprised about that too. Then again, I'm also surprised that doesn't come with an issue of Penthouse featuring Duke babes.
Or a fake episode of "MTV Cribs" featuring Dukes place.

Though I would assume a pair of steel balls in every box would up the shipping cost quite a bit. The dice are sweet though.
Or a Duke Nukem brand vibrator.
Well Obama has one, why not Duke?

http://headostate.com/

Now that I have doubtlessly given you all nightmares for years to come, my thoughts on the collector's edition:

I admit to not being a huge Duke fan, even though I do like the character. Viewing this objectively I do not think that content is worth a $40 price increase. Most of the stuff involved seems like the kinds of promotional items most companies would give away. I personally can't see many people displaying that bust, especially seeing as it's probably made out of resin or very light plastic, and that pretty much leaves the art book, which most people are going to flip through once or twice.

Of course opinions vary, if I do wind up getting a FPS game at some point this year this will probably be the one (down the road, I'm committed to too many games right now), but the Collector's edition doesn't personally suck me in.

Tastes DO vary of course, an I suppose if I was a more fanatical fan it might be differant. Honestly the things that have impressed me in the past are things like the little hardcover book that came with "Alan Wake" that had material in it which actually expanded the story. I really liked that one for some reason, despite a lot of my criticisms of the game itself and it's sudden change in development direction.

Of course then again I'm also one of those old fogeys who looks at most collector's editions and thinks "hey all that stuff should just come with the game by default!". On a lot of levels I still think an expensive product like a game deserves the bells and whistles, and stuff like that is a good thank you for paying for it. But then again you have to remember I came up gaming in an era where you'd buy games like "Ultima IV" and the box would absolutly bulge from all the stuff it was holding. I also tend to think things like the famous cloth maps were a lot more awesome than what your seeing in these editions today.

I also have fond memories of how the Ultima IV spellbook had runes you could translate on the cover, with the key in the game's travelogue. This kind of translation continueing as a theme through a lot of the games when you read signs and the like. I guess it was a pain now, but I thought it was cool at the time. One of the things I like about the lore of "Dead Space" is the Unitologist script, and the key that exists for it even if I lack much in the way of patience. For all my criticisms I do think credit is due for things like that.
 

ultimateownage

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JaymesFogarty said:
ultimateownage said:
£56.19? I am SO getting that!
It's funny because for no reason the price is guaranteed to go up at least £14 for us, with no adequate reason. There's no wonder gamers in the UK sometimes feel cheated. :(

OT: Good, good, good. If the game manages to even live up to half of it's legacy, it'll be more than worth the price!
True, but at least we have it a little better than some places.
 

blankedboy

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That bust should be made of granite, and like others said, this should include steel balls.
Then it'd be a good package :D
 

Triforceformer

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Therumancer said:
Aiddon said:
Igen said:
Aiddon said:
DTWolfwood said:
Curious y it doesn't come with a pair of steel balls. XD
I was surprised about that too. Then again, I'm also surprised that doesn't come with an issue of Penthouse featuring Duke babes.
Or a fake episode of "MTV Cribs" featuring Dukes place.

Though I would assume a pair of steel balls in every box would up the shipping cost quite a bit. The dice are sweet though.
Or a Duke Nukem brand vibrator.
Well Obama has one, why not Duke?

http://headostate.com/

Now that I have doubtlessly given you all nightmares for years to come, my thoughts on the collector's edition:

I admit to not being a huge Duke fan, even though I do like the character. Viewing this objectively I do not think that content is worth a $40 price increase. Most of the stuff involved seems like the kinds of promotional items most companies would give away. I personally can't see many people displaying that bust, especially seeing as it's probably made out of resin or very light plastic, and that pretty much leaves the art book, which most people are going to flip through once or twice.

Of course opinions vary, if I do wind up getting a FPS game at some point this year this will probably be the one (down the road, I'm committed to too many games right now), but the Collector's edition doesn't personally suck me in.

Tastes DO vary of course, an I suppose if I was a more fanatical fan it might be differant. Honestly the things that have impressed me in the past are things like the little hardcover book that came with "Alan Wake" that had material in it which actually expanded the story. I really liked that one for some reason, despite a lot of my criticisms of the game itself and it's sudden change in development direction.

Of course then again I'm also one of those old fogeys who looks at most collector's editions and thinks "hey all that stuff should just come with the game by default!". On a lot of levels I still think an expensive product like a game deserves the bells and whistles, and stuff like that is a good thank you for paying for it. But then again you have to remember I came up gaming in an era where you'd buy games like "Ultima IV" and the box would absolutly bulge from all the stuff it was holding. I also tend to think things like the famous cloth maps were a lot more awesome than what your seeing in these editions today.

I also have fond memories of how the Ultima IV spellbook had runes you could translate on the cover, with the key in the game's travelogue. This kind of translation continueing as a theme through a lot of the games when you read signs and the like. I guess it was a pain now, but I thought it was cool at the time. One of the things I like about the lore of "Dead Space" is the Unitologist script, and the key that exists for it even if I lack much in the way of patience. For all my criticisms I do think credit is due for things like that.
Well the price definitely makes it alot more appealing. This is for us honest to God Duke-tards who would proudly display that bust on our desk. The art book would be nice to see how much the game has changed since 1997. The comic book would be a nice read, if a bit juvenile. And everything else is extra icing upon the delicious cake. Oh, and the game will be nice, too.

Seriously, it's 40 extra bucks for all of that in one package. I mean I can see how most non-
Duke fans would be a bit perplexed by this. But again, this is essentially the "Fangasm" edition with some worthy extras.
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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I'm going to preorder this and when I get it, I'm going to find the biggest pair of construction wrecking balls and get a picture of them with the bust of Duke. All in all, a decent asking price for what's being offered.

Screw 'em, if they aren't going to include steel balls (dice does NOT make up for this) I'll include my own!

Hrm, so to speak... >.>
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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Now THAT is a collectors edition worth shelling out for.
Oh if I had a job I'd have pre-ordered that in a heartbeat... Actually my heart wouldn't have had time to beat considering how fast I'd have pre-ordered that.
 

GrizzlerBorno

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What the hell do Poker chips and cards have to do with Duke Nukem Forever? Just that they are "manly"?

Atleast in the New Vegas CE, those additions made thematic sense. Oh, well.
 

Triforceformer

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GrizzlerBorno said:
What the hell do Poker chips and cards have to do with Duke Nukem Forever? Just that they are "manly"?

Atleast in the New Vegas CE, those additions made thematic sense. Oh, well.
Duke Nukem's a gambling man, of course. Just look at that pile of money in one of his achievement post-cards! That and he's the richest guy on the planet in DNF, so it makes sense. His 69th floor penthouse is in Las Vegas, after all.
 

Z3RO180

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i think if u pre order this edtion you should get it for free as an apologe for makeing us so god dam long for the game.
 

WorkerMurphey

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Ugh that box-art is god-awful. I like Duke well enough but I don't like him looking down on me as though he's expecting some sort of reward for finally releasing a game.
 

Desert Tiger

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dathwampeer said:
They missed a golden opertunity here. They should have literally had some steel balls thrown in there.

I would have bought it. I would literally have had no choice.

Some of this seems a bit naff to be fair.

I don't want dice and cards n postacards. I want a decent art book and maybe a replica of his gun or something.

The bust seems marginally okay though.
I was scanning through the picture for a couple of ball bearings to no avail.
 

Dfskelleton

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No doubt the best name for a special edition ANYTHING EVER. I'm not kidding, the only thing that could make it better are 2 steel balls.
Not sure where I would put a bust of Duke Nukem, but it'd be awesome.