3 Wishes?

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FunGuy155

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1. The ability to make fictional objects real. (E.g Portal Gun, Gravity gun, etc)
2. No more freaking racism, sexism, religious extremists.
3. A wishing orb that allows only me to grant wishes.
 

GodofDisaster

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1. The Pokemon Manga series is made into an anime, it follows the manga directly and is just as dark.

2. Bill S.978 Never happened and any other law that involves fucking up the freedom of the internet will never pass.

3. I get Accelerators power from To Aru No Majustu no index. I can't be bothered explaining it, so if anyone wants to know, what it is then just Google it.
 

Rule Britannia

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I wish for more genies :)
seriously:
American Deluxe Precision bass
fully functional working iron man suit
500 trillion canadian dollars :)
 

Delsana

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1. For my life to turn around in a highly positive and leading-to-success manner, with the opportunity to realize my full potential without being looked down upon because of the failings in my past.

2. For me to be given an irrefutable answer to whether what I believe is true or not, and depending on such answer, for me to be given guidance in my path.

3. For me to be able to have a son in time and to thus give my son what I never had and for him to be happy, successful and loved on his own merits and not thus abused.
 

Delsana

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ace_of_something said:
I only need one. "I wish everything written on this piece of paper was true"
That's brilliant and clever beyond what I've seen before, BUT I have a feeling that you'd have to be EXTREMELY precise else "1000 bucks" might become 1000 deer.

Also, it's possible that changing the paper or adding things could change what was on it so it seems to be a dangerous thing.
 

Delsana

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JochemDude said:
No more hatred
No more creed
No more laziness

There wouldn't be any problems in the world anymore.
*Asteroid hits planet and we all die*

Seems like a problem to me!
 

Shadowstar38

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1) To see the Gate of Truth without a sacrifice (Google it)
2) My jeep is now a Decepticon.
3) Wish Pinkie Pie into existance.
 

Infernai

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1. For me to have the skills on how to wield every weapon ever made, fictitious and real, at an expert level

2. Allow people to be able to use Magic.

3. Turn the world into the Dungeons and Dragons setting, all races included. (Why Dungeons and Dragons? Because it has enough variety and races for life to be interesting as well as the fact that, while Dangers are present, it isn't anything to grim or world ending ala Berserk or Drakengard...atleast most of the time).
 

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JochemDude said:
No more hatred
No more creed
No more laziness

There wouldn't be any problems in the world anymore.
How DARE you revoke my laziness!

1) Immaculate health.
2) Great wealth, inheritance and riches.
3) Multiple polygamous wives to bear me a child every month of the year.
 

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1:the ability to enter and exit worlds of fiction and take things out with me
2:being omipotent whilst in those worlds
3:something that allows me to become a better artist quicker but still having to work towards it.

after that I will enter more worlds and find more genies and acquire more wishes!
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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First, I'd wish that the genie would not only obey what I say literally, but also what I mean when I say something. Instead of just following the letter of my words, he would also follow the meaning, so as to not have my next wishes turned against me. This is just in case the genie is one of those literal ones.

Next, I'd wish for the power to consciously bend the fabric of reality to my whims. That or powers like Yukari Yakumo from Touhou. Imagine the power to control boundaries and gaps. Not only physical ones, but abstract concepts of boundaries, as well!

... OK, I just want to play with portals and space/time rifts. But can you blame me?

After this, I wouldn't really need another wish, considering I'd be able to use the powers that I gain from my second wish to get whatever I want. If the genie was a nice guy, then I guess I'd wish for his freedom. If not, then I'd use his own powers to lock him away as punishment.
 
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I wish that my wishes were given the person most worthy of this power, someone who will use it far better than I. I dunno about you, but I sure as heck don't need these wishes nearly as much as others do.
 

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NotSoLoneWanderer said:
1)To be immortal
2)The ability to completely manipulate the universe
3)A new computer
Not to nit-pick, but why waste a wish on a new computer when it's all the same to wish for $10 billion? you could buy a new computer, a house, 30 sports cars and even an island of your own, and all you want is a COMPUTER?
 

NotSoLoneWanderer

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I could manipulate the universe and create a computer from nothing but I'd rather just have a nice new computer that can play crysis on highest settings then creating one myself. I'd be to busy messing with reality.
 

DigitalSushi

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I wish for nothing, the things I have in my life I love, these things I never wished for.

I have a wonderful family, I can walk into any of their houses and be welcomed
I have a lovely little dog, I've never wanted a dog, never wished for one. But he's with me now and I'm happy to have him in my life
I never wished to be part of The Escapist, I just came across you guys and gals, but I am part of this community, and you guys are awesome.

New pair of shoes would be nice though *hint hint*.
 

Macgyvercas

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1) To be a master at every known form of chemistry and physics.
2) Have an unlimited amount of money
3) Ability to control fire
 

XandNobody

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One: Don't screw me over in any way on my wishes on pain of your permanent and total death from all timelines.

Two: Legal stock-holdings from when McDonald's and Coke were first on the stock exchange that make me legally rich now.

Three: Immortal humanoid robot body better than my own in every way that any being with the equivalent of a mechanics degree would know how to repair and would find and rescue should I ever get trapped or captured.
 

Tirrast

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A. I would wish that the woman i cared for cared back i guess.

B. If she couldnt love me that she could at least live a long happy life with no ills.

C. the genie's freedom.
 

Lunar Templar

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1) werewolf

2) enough money that me, my family and my friends never have to worry about it again

3) a portal gun :D
 

Vilcus

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1) I wish away the rule about not being able to wish for more wishes.
2) I wish for more wishes.
3) Go nuts.