Baby and Me Special Edition Includes a Baby

Tom Goldman

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Baby and Me Special Edition Includes a Baby



Some special editions come with figurines, limited edition art books, or soundtrack CDs. This one comes with a baby.

With special editions now being the norm rather than the exception, they were bound to seep into family game territory someday. That day has arrived, and it's more terrifying than anyone could have imagined. 505 Games' Baby and Me Special Edition will come with an actual baby doll to attach a Wii remote to, which will make the doll seem to come alive through the controller's speaker. Unfortunately, only Australians will get to experience the horror, with the game planned for release down under but in no other regions.

Baby and Me's regular edition will still come with a strap that can be used to hook the remote to other inanimate objects, such as baby-shaped logs, dead animals, or pictures of loved ones. According to Aussie Nintendo [http://aussie-nintendo.com/news/20163/], here are the game's features:

Your baby reacts by giggling, gurgling or crying through the Wii remote
Ten Baby Mode games including feed baby & send baby to sleep
Eight Play Mode games including rattle, catch, clap & balloons
Balance Board support: rock baby to sleep, burp baby, teach baby to walk
Customize baby with new clothes, accessories and playrooms

This game sounds really exciting, especially how you can "send baby to sleep" and play "clap." When you're using the Wii Balance Board to burp a baby, I think that's the sign that you've lost your soul. Supposedly, you can also neglect your baby and have it grow up to be a subway janitor, but only if you have the Wii MotionPlus attached. So much for hoping that all of these baby games would go away; they're only getting stronger.

(Via: GoNintendo [http://gonintendo.com/viewstory.php?id=102555])

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Cherry Cola

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I want a "blow baby to hell" option, which includes blowing up the Wii. That would be two birds with one rock.
 

Hybridwolf

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....

only worse thing then this is those fake boobs you got from that jap porn game.
 

Gigaguy64

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What?
Well, at least it dosent pee, i hated it when my sisters got a doll that did.
Nasty.
 

nolongerhere

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squid5580 said:
Just one question. Where exactly do you put the mote in the baby?
Probably best not to dwell on that thought. Or any thought related to this monstrosity.
 

Andronicus

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And once again, Australia is regarded as the "country too dumb to not buy such epic crap" by the games industry. "Why would we try to sell it somewhere else, when Australia pretty much laps this junk up by the bucketload?" says Nintendo. Only problem is, Australians do. Well, Australian mothers do, at any rate, for their demon offspring to swoon over. Blech.
 

Quadtrix

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How long will it take before this game creates a whole generation people who will cause shaken baby syndrome?
 

hansari

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Tom Goldman said:
Some special editions come with figurines, limited edition art books, or soundtrack CDs. This one comes with a baby.
Am I the only one who wishes they thought of this for the "Assassins Creed 2: Special Edition"?

To have been given the option to purchase a baby Assassin...with middle finger blade and booties...it would have been hilarious...
 

Lenny Magic

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Two questions:

Why did I not see this coming?

Am I the only one who thinks this will be used for nothing but extreme unethical evil?

*shudder*
 

Nerf Ninja

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I wonder how long it will take for the complaints that it is teaching the children to shake their babies?

God forbid the parents actually spend any time teaching their little womb excretions any morals themselves.