Baby and Me Special Edition Includes a Baby

fletch_talon

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OH NO! A game aimed at young girls based around the idea that young girls like to play with baby dolls. Clearly everyone who buys this is a slave to consumerism and are of lesser intelligence than the lowliest member of these forums. You know what, how dare a game be made for anyone below the age of 10 or whatever, fuck them, they aren't hardcore enough to play videogames, gaming is for mature adults.

Evidently this game cancels out all the good games on the Wii proving that it is a horrible console with no merit whatsoever...

Oh wait I'm sorry, I must have forgotten to switch off the ignorant wanker translator when I started typing this.
 

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TsunamiWombat said:
Insert dead baby joke.
"How long does it take to paint a house with a dead baby?

Depends on how hard you throw it."

Ba dum tsh.

Seriously. Who approved this? Someone, somewhere, decided that THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. Why has this person not been brought to trial for crimes against humanity? Where's Batman when we need him?
 

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I feel putting any of the comments that are in my head right now onto this thread would result in a ban for me...
 

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Quadtrix said:
How long will it take before this game creates a whole generation people who will cause shaken baby syndrome?
Thats not a good thought you put in my head.
 

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Why are people bitching

Seems like a good deal for parents. A new game and a new doll. Two Birds with one stone
 

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pimppeter2 said:
Why are people bitching

Seems like a good deal for parents. A new game and a new doll. Two Birds with one stone
Yeah, I don't get all the complaining either.

"Oh my Cthulhu, a children's game comes with a children's toy! BETTER MAKE A TASTELESS JOKE!"

Guys, it's a game for little girls (or, y'know, boys too). You're not cooler for loathing it. The game industry isn't going to change to baby-only games overnight.
 

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Kyle: Kick the baby.
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby! *kicks*

That's the first thing that came to mind.
Other than that, who cares if developers make games for little kids - let them have their fun too.
 

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Um, this is disturbing:

[HEADING=1]WHERE THE HELL DO YOU STICK THE REMOTE?![/HEADING]
[sup]probably in the baby's ass[/sup]

That's just not right.
 

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This is a kid's game, packaged with a kid's toy. Big whoop, we all knew the Wii was a family system. Why not let your kid sis have a little fun with it?

Wake me up when THIS game comes out:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/32566/
 

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Tom Goldman said:
Unfortunately, only Australians will get to experience the horror, with the game planned for release down under but in no other regions.
Ahahahaha. Yet another Fuck You to Australian gamers.
 

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We Australians don't get violent games, but we get this shit?

This is proof that there is no god.
 

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Upon reading the title: o_O!!!

Upon reading: T_T.

Upon realize I have just used emoticons: *suicide pill*

Anyways, I think that this is probably the most useless and stupid peripheral that I have ever seen./ Whoever came up with this idea needs a head examination.
 

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Hybridwolf said:
....

only worse thing then this is those fake boobs you got from that jap porn game.
Oh shit, It's only a matter of time until they combine the two... treasure that short period of innocence while you can.