Stolen Pixels #153: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 2

[Shamus Young]

Stolen Pixels #153: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 2

The Combine probably had to get really creative to inspire their special Christmas cheer in the citizens.

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[Cherry Cola]

Good thing I'm not on the naughty list.


Wait, what? No... No! Don't beat me, please! NOOOOOOO!

 

[zombie711]

and a pear tree to go with it

 

[Kollega]

Christmas beating... that's pure hilarity right there.

 

[Doug]

What metro really needs is a tinsel hat. Or tinsel around his favourite stun stick.

 

[CakeEater]

When episode 3 finally comes out, i don't think i'll be able to take it seriously...

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Funny stuff Shamus. Funny stuff indeed.

 

[Jared]

What metro really needs is a tinsel hat. Or tinsel around his favourite stun stick.

Just for that extra festive feeeling! lol

 

[Doug]

What metro really needs is a tinsel hat. Or tinsel around his favourite stun stick.

Just for that extra festive feeeling! lol

Of course! Imagine how unfestive a regular beating is! Then throw in tinsel on the stun stick, and you've got that holiday feeling back!

 

[coldfrog]

On the first day of Christmas the Combine took from me...
My reproductive ability.

 

[Jory]

When episode 3 finally comes out, i don't think i'll be able to take it seriously...

Implying mankind will still exist at that time

But good stuff. One of my favourite comics of yours.

 

[DogofRaw]

Hilarious as always. I'd love to see what the Combine Christmas Work Party would look like- and what new traditions they have associated with mistletoe.

 

[Trivun]

Haha, and he has to start with the longest Christmas carol ever just for that extra bit of festive fun . Kudos, Metro, and kudos Shamus...

 

[Distorted Stu]

what if you dont know the lyrics D:

 

[Slycne]

what if you dont know the lyrics D:

12 Golden Rings
11 Golden Rings
10 Golden Rings
....
5 Golden Rings!
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a partridge in a pear tear

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

The "fair enough" part was the best.

 

[Orange126]

Is it sad that I recognize the location in the comic? I suppose most people do; you spend a good amount of time there.

 

[crystalsnow]

Ahahahaha. This one was pure genius.

Oh and no orange126, it is not sad considering thats one of the first locations in HL2, and without hl2 you wouldnt even know what the combine were.

 

[The Great JT]

Holy crap, it's Gordan Frohman!

On the first day of Christmas, the combine gave to me a beating in a pear tree.