Stolen Pixels #153: A Very Combine Christmas, Part 2

[Donrad]

that was really funny
too bad im a citizen
im not ready to sing while getting a beating

 

[Octorok]

On the first day of Christmas the Combine took from me...
My reproductive ability.

On the Second Day of Christmas the Combine took from me...

One of my knees
And my reproductive ability.

 

[dalek sec]

On the first day of Christmas, the Combine gave to me:
1 can in a trash bin

Please don't beat me. Too hard.

On the second day of Christmas, the Combine gave to me:

Two suspects locations.
One can in a trash bin.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

Good thing I'm not on the naughty list.


Wait, what? No... No! Don't beat me, please! NOOOOOOO!

SING ME JINGLE BELLS! "zap" DO IT!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Did anyone else think of 'Futurama' after reading this or was it just me?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

On the first day of christmas the Combine gave to me:
A verry merry christmas beating.

 

[paralost]

combine soldiers should enlist the help of the krampus that'll teach those citizens.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Good thing I'm not on the naughty list.


Wait, what? No... No! Don't beat me, please! NOOOOOOO!

SING ME JINGLE BELLS! "zap" DO IT!

Jingle bells AOH!
Batman smells-JESUS CHRIST!
Combine's are so gay- OOOOH!

 

[Angerwing]

They make you sing Christmas carols for taking a beating? That's backwards!

In Australia, some guy got tazed by the police at a 'Carols by Candlelight' thing. That's not what you're referencing, is it?

 

[WaderiAAA]

Santa should have stuck to elves.

 

[Scarlet Knight]

"I put red & white striping on my baton. Now the citizens can say they were 'candy caned' !"

 

[Lord Harrab]

"I put red & white striping on my baton. Now the citizens can say they were 'candy caned' !"

*head/desk*

that actually made me groan out loud, my dad would be proud of that one.

 

[Sewblon]

When episode 3 finally comes out, i don't think i'll be able to take it seriously...

Episode 3 will never come out.

 

[wooty]

Hehe, nice cartoon, definately raised a giggle from within my flu infected head

Though in tradition of lame christmas carol parodies, I prefer Rudolph the red beaked headcrab, that is now gonna be my new project, when I feel better

 

[SageRuffin]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a beer!

[gets zapped]

Ow! Whaddya mean those aren't the lyrics?!

 

[Biodeamon]

On the first solar rotation of combinas my true partner gave to me:

internal bleeding and a bump on the knee!