WiiWaa is the Strangest Wii Controller Ever

Tom Goldman

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WiiWaa is the Strangest Wii Controller Ever


WiiWaa is the perfect way to look like even more of an oddball while playing the Wii.

If people from the 1960s somehow stumbled into a time portal that brought them to the current day, and then happened to peer into a window where they saw a group engaged in a game of Wii Sports Resort, they'd probably be quite confused. Now, courtesy of Zoink Games' WiiWaa, those same people would think the future of humanity had gone completely bonkers.

WiiWaa is a game played by shoving a Wii remote into a medium sized stuffed animal and shaking it about. When this was first done with a baby doll [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/95876-Baby-and-Me-Special-Edition-Includes-a-Baby], I wasn't amused. Now that the same technique is being used with a freaky stuffed animal, I approve.

The game looks similar to Rayman Raving Rabbids, with a bunch of mini-games and platforming elements. You're supposed to toss the WiiWaa up into the air, shake it around, and dangle it from its stretchy antennae/ears to collect items and move it through the levels. It should be fun for kids, but is a strange alien interface nonetheless.

I must say, the song accompanying the trailer for WiiWaa is probably the most entertainment value I will personally get out of the game, being an adult. Zoink Games is based in Sweden, so I'm likely being extremely ignorant, but what the hell are they saying in that song? Every time I think they're going to say one thing it turns into something else (though again, I'm probably just being ignorant of a foreign language). Here's what I've got so far: "Do a little dance. The way you move is a misery. Do a little dance. You're always there for me, dickin' me." I can't even begin to figure out what's going on at the beginning. If this is a mix of Swedish and English, or just one of the two, I'd love to find out. Catchy song though!

(Via: 1up [http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3177418])

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Jovlo

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That is one fantastic idea! I can see my cousin have the time of his life with this.
 

Citrus

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The game itself actually looks pretty high-quality (I don't want to say "good"). Still, it's just another gimmick for what looks like another gimmicky Wii game. Although I guess kids don't care how gimmicky something is.

Anyway, I'll have that song in my head for a while.
 

Discord

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Well I'm not surprised

Is it wrong that I kinda liked the music?
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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My following thoughts in this order:

This is creepy
Heh, the music's nice and addicting
You have to constantly shake to move?
That's actually cute...
Some weird ideas, but I can see it happening
My five year old cousin's probably going to want one
Okay, that's really cute
Now that song's going to be stuck in my head.
 

Tekyro

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... the hell?

I think I have lost all hope of the Wii ever seeming like a normal console again.
 

Eleuthera

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the song [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.A.N.C.E.]

Some of those ideas look quite good, if there's enough of a game to it it might actually work.
 

bluepilot

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It is a nice idea for the kiddies but I will give it a pass.

I play games to mellow out, I do not want bright smiley things trying to make me be happy.
 

blackshark121

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God, I dread selling this thing at Best Buy. People will think I'm an idiot when I have to say anything about it.
 

brabz

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The kid and the controller are both a little creepy, but have to say the song is kind of catchy in a stuck-in-your-head all day kind of way.
 

Hithlain

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TheNamlessGuy said:
I know, it's scary!

[sub]And I swear to God, I PM'd a mod about this before[/sub]

EDIT: It's "Do the dance, how you move is a mystery! Do the dance"... something
It would make more sense as mystery but if you listen to the lyrics right as the trailer ends and that kid is rocking the.... creepy... thing... they really do sound like they are saying misery. How... Swedish?
 
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Why does the carry case look like the egg from Alien?

And why do you make it work by shoving your remote controller down the mouth of one of the most terrifying creations I have yet seen on God's green earth?
 

Vanguard_Ex

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In before Borat quote.

Seriously, how many attachments and peripherals is this thing going to have?
 

orblivion

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its kinda weird that people dont know this song, its been such a big hit in clubs in 2008 i think :)
Justice - D.A.N.C.E. :)
(if you gonna download, get the mstrkrft remix instead ;) )