WiiWaa is the Strangest Wii Controller Ever

[Swaki]

the song is called do the D.A.N.C.E, didn't you Americans have to suffer true 6 straight months of this playing nonstop on every radio station?, for the first time in my life i actually wished i lived across the pond.

it looks amusing, and like something that would make me the worlds greatest uncle and the most hated brother, does it come out before 11th April?.

 

[Jim Grim]

They had me right from the moment the little... thing ate the remote like a wierd deformed squishy duck/cat hybrid. I might buy a Wii just for this.

 

[Spiner909]

That's disturbing.

 

[skitzo van]

Where does the remote come out?

 

[ZakCanard]

The original video from a few months back had the wiimote inserted in the toy through its backside. I'd guess that's the quickest way to swap your guaranteed ESRB E rating for at least an M.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

ROFL you can't make that shit up!

 

[grimsprice]

12345!
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how we make it right (x3)

Do the D.A.N.C.E
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Just easy as A.B.C

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the dance
You're always there for me[HEADING=2](Dicking me!)[/HEADING]

Streaming through the radio
Dancing all around
Spread the word in stereo
At the speed of sound

Do you not hear it?

 

[Macgyvercas]

Oh dear god...I have to gouge ut my eyeballs now...

 

[ffxfriek]

Holy crap that's really bizarre.

looks like it might be mildly entertaining though.

or satisfyingly horrifying when used properly. This gives me an idea.

To the bat cave robin!

 

[MercurySteam]

Once again Nintendo tries to stand out....................... and fails.

 

[blarg363]

*sigh* good bye nintendo you will be missed my old friend =(....could someone play the bagpipes or something?

 

[WhiteRat07]

what popped into my head was what if you throw it against a wall? Does it scream?Then i thought,oh my god what will the japanese sex games do with this thing!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

12345!
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how we make it right (x3)

Do the D.A.N.C.E
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Just easy as A.B.C

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the dance
You're always there for me[HEADING=2](Dicking me!)[/HEADING]

Streaming through the radio
Dancing all around
Spread the word in stereo
At the speed of sound

Do you not hear it?

It's like that Stairway to Heaven song with the (supposedly) hidden lyrics. If you just listen it sounds like nonsense, but if you read what it is supposed to say then you can always hear it.

Also look at the times it sounds like it says "dickn' me". The child is doing something very weird.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Spoiler: Damnit, ninjad (apostrophes are not allowed in spoiler tags)! Well, the fuck I'm gonna delete all this.

Song name: D.A.N.C.E

Artist: Justice

Info: Justice is a French techno-trance band, which makes totally awesome music.

Lyrics: Do the D.A.N.C.E
1234, fight!
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how we make it right (x3)

Do the D.A.N.C.E
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Just easy as A.B.C

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the dance
You're always there for music and me (x3)

Streaming through the radio
Dancing all around
Spread the word in stereo
At the speed of sound

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the dance
You're always there for music and me (x2)

Do the D.A.N.C.E (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)
Stick to the B.E.A.T (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)
You were such a P.Y.T (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)
Just easy as A.B.C (Do the Dance, Do the Dance)

Under the spotlights
Neither black nor white
It doesn't matter
Do the Dance (do the dance)

As strong as you might
Working day and night
Whatever happens
Do the DANCE (do the dance)

Under the spotlights
Neither black nor white
It doesn't matter
Do the Dance (do the dance)

As strong as you might
Working day and night
Whatever happens

Do the Dance (Do the Dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the Dance
You're always there for music and me (x2)

The way you move is a mystery...

It saddens me that you do not know these things.

OT

I... actually think this is a good concept for young children. It looks like fun, easy, introductive stuff. The more children that get into gaming, the better.

 

[dududf]

I will now balance the fail that is mixing a crappy stuffed animal with a crappy console that I was stupid enough to buy.

This thread is now a neutral.

This has been a service from your friendly neighbourhood forum user.

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

I wish I could have as much fun as that kid in the video was having. I have a tonberry plushy, but does SquareEnix let me use it to stabbity things ingame? Sadly no v_v

 

[raankh]

I speak both Swedish and English and I have no clue what they are saying in that song. Freaky, to say the least.

 

[DaMan1500]

What the sweet hell?! This looks like something that's going to be either really good or really bad, and either way it'll be entertaining.