Meet the Game Dogs - Jennifer and Bob

[Spinwhiz]

Meet the Game Dogs - Jennifer and Bob

Electro Software Human Resources Confidential Personnel File
Employee Number: 9,582
Name: Bob
Position: Button Coder
Department: Accounting Software
Supervisor: TBA

Comments: Bob is routinely the most productive employee in Accounting Software, regularly exceeding quotas to the repeated satisfaction of his supervisors.

Bob has no entries in his Official Permanent Record.

Bob has requested that this report reflect that the fact that he has no entries in his permanent record qualifies him for the year-end "Most Valuable Employee" drawing, as per The Electro Software Employee Handbook, Section 85, Chapter 3, Paragraph 8.




Remember to come back tomorrow for the launch of The Escapist's new series, Game Dogs! In case you missed the Electro Software Human Resources Confidential Personnel Files for the rest of the cast, click here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/97319-Meet-the-Game-Dogs-Chet-and-Roger] to read up on Gary and Bethany.

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[dekuben]

Touché game dogs, you have won me over.
I have the feeling that the main protagonist may become a little irritating though.
He sounds like such a smug c*** (cock).

 

[wordsmith]

As proven in the "Urinary Tourettes" section with Big Pete, swearing randomly =/= humour.

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Touché game dogs, you have won me over.
I have the feeling that the main protagonist may become a little irritating though.
He sounds like such a smug c*** (cock).

Why use the *'s and then say what it means? Why not just say "He sounds like such a smug cock"?

Good, rather awesome I might add. But if their is so much as a single romance sub-plot, I guarntee that one day when your browsing through the internet, you'll find on some site, the words hen plus the word tie minus the ie and plus an ai (at least that's how I think you spell hentai) will be seen pertaining to said sub-plot, because if their's anything the internet has taught me is that some people are suckers for doggy boobies.

EDIT2: Same question to contestant 2, why go to the bother of spelling it out and then saying it?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Ancientgamer]

Since first spending time on the internet, my tolerance for anthropomorphic animals has decreased dramatically.

For understandable reasons I might add.

 

[Shaegor]

An improvement compared to the trailer, I have yet to realize what this series is about though.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Gary always makes me laugh. Easily my favorite character in this series.

 

[dekuben]

As proven in the "Urinary Tourettes" section with Big Pete, swearing randomly =/= humour.

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Touché game dogs, you have won me over.
I have the feeling that the main protagonist may become a little irritating though.
He sounds like such a smug c*** (cock).

Why use the *'s and then say what it means? Why not just say "He sounds like such a smug cock"?

To personally troll you, forums are serious business after all...

 

[AdamG3691]

the wording of jennifer's file makes me worry about rule 36 being invoked...

[link]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial[/link]

 

[BonerMacTittyPants]

Oh great, even more totally unlikable characters. I can't wait.

So our cast, so far:

A Mary Sue.
An inteligent geek, straight up guy, who with no doubt, will clean after the Mary Sue.
A smug, violent artist girl.
An ill tempered boss with a seize complex.
The love interest of a Mary Sue, who of course, is an ideal symbol of perfect perfection.
Someone who seems to be a workaholic.

The show is a sure winner with a totally original cast like this.

Also was the dogs reaction to forum posts supposed to be funny? If so, you failed pathetically.
You could've even made him say something witty, cynical, something. He was just shouting out random words and swears.

 

[Trivun]

Haha, love the new trailer . That's a lesson to people now, don't mess with the Escapist staff. Great way to basically kick the critics in the teeth and help win over a few more people. Like with Apocalypse Lane originally, I had my doubts seeing the first trailers. However, I'm willing to do what I did there and give it the benefit of the doubt (AL is now one of my favourite shows here) and Game Dogs seems pretty fun. Hopefully it'll prove to be just as great as I'm hoping .

 

[flaming_squirrel]

Oh lawdie I do so love animations with completely predictable, cliched and unlikeable characters.

I'm sorry guys, but I just cant see this working at all. Had to force myself to watch this second video in order to try and find some redeeming feature, no such luck as of yet.

 

[GrinningManiac]

YOU DID IT!

YOU MADE A FUNNY TRAILER!!!

I now look forward to this, and I already love Bob's vacant stare. Daawww...

So, it's a slightly more hip Dilbert?

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

I can already tell that Gary is gonna be the star of the whole series. I saw Bob but what happened to Jennifer?