5 Concealable Items That Make Fries Fly

[2HF]

1. Rubber Band
This handy little item can be purchased on the cheap, hundred to a bag for a couple bucks at most. These won't be the most accurate launches but as the content creator here I don't actually give a damn if the content fits the title.

2. Spoon
We've all done it at some point, place something in the bowl and flick the sumbitch as far as you can.

3. Straw
My premise is getting flimsier at this point and I just pulled this out of my ass but it seems like it would work, right? Shove that fry in there and blow. Report back with results.

4. Your Hands
Just throw those fuckers. Into the air and then catch them with your mouth, don't waste good fries.

5. A Slingshot?
I guess you can ball up the fries and pack em tight.

There ya go, 5 concealable items that make fries fly, tune in next week for 5 everyday items that make eyes dry.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I feel that this is making fun of something but I'm 100% not sure of what...

Ah well, good list on making flying spuds c:

 

[JoJo]

This is a good list but a really top quality list has eight items in it, no more, no less. For example Top 8 pictures we found using Google search this afternoon.

 

[2HF]

This is a good list but a really top quality list has eight items in it, no more, no less. For example Top 8 pictures we found using Google search this afternoon.

The "3 Additional Concealable Items That Make Fries Fly" DLC can be purchased for the low low price of some fries.