5 Things you''ll need for an alien attack!

[Nanissimov]

Me, Ill be at the police staion packing heat, AND PILLS! LOLOLOL!

But here's my list. A shotgun, A time machine (So i can bring back jesus just encase i die and i need healing) A backpack filled with oodles of noodles, A bicycle, because they will be looking for cars increased heat, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! And a nuclear missile inplanted into their planet so i can threaten them to leave or else i destroy their whole planet

So what would you bring?

 

[oliveira8]

I'll go to the Winchester...wait is that zombie only?

 

[iJosh]

Tin foil hat.

M&M's

a grilled cheese sandwich and kool aid

Hieneken x 100

Personal Computer.

 

[Plauged1]

I only need 2 things: stealthy old me, and a peace treaty.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Will Smith
Jeff Goldblum

That is all.

 

[rockingnic]

A nuke, rolls of duct type (just in case... it can fix almost anything), an alien space ship, Will Smith and a Cuban cigar!

 

[Count_de_Monet]

Light sabre, a recording of Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call", a case of the flu, a pulse rifle, and sharp sticks.

That should just about cover me if TV and movies are true.

 

[TaborMallory]

5 nuclear warheads should do the trick.

Will Smith
Jeff Goldblum

That is all.

I love you.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Sigourney Weaver, Flamethrower, eyes that can see in the dark, Crowbar and a disposable sidekick of dubious usefulness.

 

[quiet_samurai]

5 nuclear warheads should do the trick.

Will Smith
Jeff Goldblum

That is all.

I love you.

I know.......

 

[USA2018]

I'd go to my reserve unit and grab a MK19 (full auto grenade launcher), M2HB (the fifty-cal), M240B (.30 cal machine gun), my jeep with as much ammo for those 3 weapons as it can hold, ans just for sh*ts and giggles, my katana. the only fun bit would be mounting all these to my jeep ala "death race" hehehehehe.

 

[Roamin11]

Just give me a gun I will do it myself....

 

[Axeli]

Every disease I can find, get them to their base somehow. Chances are a minor flu on earth is terminal on little green men. Chances are though that they have diseases that will totally rape our immune system too, but what the heck. People live wide enough on earth to survive, I wonder how it's in that cramped space ship, suckers?

 

[Gamer137]

Lock yourself inside a Costgo with an EMP generator. That defense can survive any threat.

 

[Vrex360]

I would only need one thing, the Extra terrestrial language and travel guide. that way i could communicate with them and make friends.
Then they can beam me off this goddam planet to the Mass Effect universe as the first human amabassdor where I'll befriend a Krogan who I shall call Vrex and marry a hot Asari.... yeah... one day

*sob*

 

[dontworryaboutit]

I'll go to the Winchester...wait is that zombie only?

Can I come?

 

[Hippobatman]

Will Smith
Jeff Goldblum

That is all.

Gah, I'm too late. Was going to make the same reference ^^

Right 'o:

1. I guess a shotgun is in order?
2. Beer (Come on, is there ever a time you don't need beer?)
3. Scissors, just in case.
4. A water pistol (Anyone get the reference?)
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[Cartman2nd]

Will Smith
Jeff Goldblum

That is all.

He wins

 

[mikecoulter]

I note from my doctor explaining why I can't be killed that day due to "insert reason to stay alive here". And a Nintendo DS, don't want the wipeout to be boring now do we?

 

[Beefcakes]

A towel.

Its the most versatile and useful object one can have on them at any given time