Howdy! i'm mighty sure yer ster-ee-oh-type is right on the mark pardner!Pietato said:"The one that always gets me is the American need to use the word bi-weekly when fortnightly would suffice just fine."
I can only picture this person, and most others on the list, wearing a top hat and monocle while sipping tea on their velocipede and discussing the current state of the East India Trading Company. Several of these are words and phrases I've never heard, being from the "Midwest" of the US, and if I have heard them, they've come from someone with an accent. A heavy accent.
I blame Texas.
It is now a law and shit: ALL railway stations must now be referred to as places of Locomotion Contraption Rendevous. That was too awesome.Mr Fatherland said:I've got to say, "Math" instead of "Maths" rubs me up the wrong way. It's "Zed" and not "Zee", as in Zeb-ra as opposed to Zee-Bra. I say Trolley, always have, always will. To me a cart is what someone hitches onto the back of a car.
The one fellow countryman who deserves a punch in the jaw is the "Train Station" guy. It's a FUCKING train station, I bet he calls it a Locomotion Contraption Rendevous.
Actually mathematics is a plural, just a plural of a concept with no all-encompassing singular word. You wouldn't talk about a mathematic because you would automatically be more specific, referring to Algebra, Geometry or the field of Imaginary numbers etc.Leo257 said:Maths is an abbreviation of mathematics, mathematics ends with an 's' but isn't a plural. At no time would anyone say 'mathematic', so it grates on some people when they hear hear 'math'.
And this is exactly the sort of thing "we English" hate.Stalk3rchief said:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm obviously American, and I'm also from the south. This article brings me the realization that if I were to talk to an English person, they would instantly hate me. The English I was raised on is very far from "proper".
get your grammar right before you troll...Kalezian said:fragmaster09 said:no... i have troll repellant and English stiff-upper-lip abilities, THOU CANST NOT DEFEATETH ME!!!Kalezian said:excellent, I now have a list of phrases to use when I troll anyone from England and Europe.
and then soon later, I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
...THROUGH TROLL SCIENCE!
and/or improper usage of grammar, whichever really...
cookies are a better name for the food than biscuits is.
true, that's why i get annoyed over overreacting to trolls, i just think 'these peole really need to nail some wood to their lip'secretsantaone said:To all you Americans taking this seriously:
British people love to complain about little things. It's a cultural thing. Noone's actually sitting there wringing their hands over someone thousands of miles away saying 'take-out', people here just like to have a bit of a moan and over-exaggerate. Thee 'stiff upper lip' only comes out when it's a serious problem.
...Really? I...JUST covered that in my post. The vowel is there to make it easier on your mouth. It would of course be stupid to spell something over the phone with just the 'b' sound, so they make it 'bee'. They just add a vowel so you can pronounce it. Keeping this consistency with 'bee', 'ell', 'arr', 'kay' (the 'ay' sound is a singular sound, with Y often being considered a vowel since your mouth does not form any full stops for it. Plus, "A" makes the -ay sound) makes it easier to learn. Then, they ruin that whole system with 'zed'. (And double-U)Loop Stricken said:Show me the -ay in J. Show me the -ee in B, C, D, G, P and so forth.Katana314 said:46. I will pronounce it "zed" as soon as you show me the letter D in the letter Z. All other letters have followed a recognizable pattern; a sound, and a vowel to help ease your tongue into it.