It's a joke.
Browsing the thread, so many Americans have said we're "Overreacting". These people need to understand that a staple of British humour is to over/under react. It's just how we are.
The list is hilarious, by the by - And I'm sure most sensible Brits/Americans will take it in jest.
On a more serious note, can we please stop arguing over who the language belongs to? It belongs to the long dead Anglo-Saxon/Norman aristocracy that ruled the native Briton Celts from the post-Roman to Tudor period.
Also, can you guys stop saying stuff about tea and crumpets? We don't see it as charming or quaint. The majority of English people fit the bill of 'Rough, working-class, cynical, drunk' similar to our Scottish, Welsh and Irish neighbours (No offense to you guys, you know we love you.)rather than 'Preppy, Upper-class chinless twit, crumpets.'
cthulhumythos said:
while there are some i've never heard, i realize i probably shouldn't go to the uk anytime soon.
also, whats the other pronunciation of z besides zee? 'cause i've only heard it one way,
'Zed'.