Cali's been here for a while. He probably deserved his spotlight.
[sub]Lucky bastard... I wish that I was interviewed. I've been here for two years. Christ I'm old. You Kids Today and your interviews, and your card games, and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activiated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination... and your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube-dot-com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your... [/sub]