Sony Scientists Put Cats on Twitter

Andy Chalk

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Sony Scientists Put Cats on Twitter


The big brains at Twitter [http://www.sonycsl.co.jp/].

That's right: In case you missed it the first time I said it, Sony is ready to help put your cat on Twitter. The device, developed in conjunction with the University of Tokyo [http://www.u-tokyo.ac.jp/index_e.html], weighs a maximum of five percent of a cat's total weight and is worn like a collar, so cats won't "refuse it and take it off."

Contained in the lifelogging [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifelog] device is a camera, an acceleration sensor, a GPS and other equipment which tracks activities like eating, sleep and walking. The data can be transmitted to a PC through a wireless Bluetooth connection, which will then automatically post comments to Twitter based on what the cat is doing, such as "This tastes good" when the cat is eating. Currently the software has only 11 fixed phrases that can be sent to Twitter but scientists at SCSL are working around the clock to increase that number and to incorporate past actions into new tweets with comments like "Meals taste better after a walk" if the cat eats immediately after walking.

Also embedded in the unit is software that will automatically recognize faces of other cats in images taken by the camera. Sony scientists were able to turn that dream into reality by using images of several thousand cats, found online, as reference data. Whether the software will append lines like "i did it for the lulz [http://icanhascheezburger.com/]" to the pictures in bold type was not revealed.

I'm a cat owner myself and as such I find this thing interesting, but I wonder if perhaps the Sony science team is overthinking it a bit, particularly with regards to the built-in Twitter phrases. Based on what I know of cats, 11 isn't too few, it's too many. "Eating," "sleeping," "peeing where I'm not supposed to," "want out," "want in," "killing for food," "killing for fun" and "breakin ur stuff," I think, pretty much covers it.

Yeah, they're so cute, aren't they?

Source: Tech-On! [http://techon.nikkeibp.co.jp/english/NEWS_EN/20100601/183099/]


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Sparrow

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You'd think these guys would have better things to do. You know, like, make games? Or maybe, just maybe, release some new products?

Andy Chalk said:
"Eating," "sleeping," "peeing where I'm not supposed to," "want out," "want in," "killing for food," "killing for fun" and "breakin ur stuff," I think, pretty much covers it.
You might want to include "Pissing off Sparrow's dog".

[sup]The little furry pricks...[/sup]
 

AkJay

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Phase 1: Invent Twitter for cats, call it "Kitter"
Phase 2: Kill all humans.
 

Quaxar

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Hey, cats are already on twitter, just no this complex.
http://tweetingcatdoor.com/
 

That One Six

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In accordance with just about everyone above me - this seems like a complete waste of time. Dem cat burglars'll be havin' demselves a grand ol' party when dey gets wind o' dis.

I apologize profusely for what I've just done.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Awww, so cute~!

..Wait, what? Cats using Twitter? ..Why?

Phase 1: Cats learn to use Twitter
Phase 2: Cats begin to develop internet speak
Phase 3: Cats slowly take over internet
Phase 4: Cats take over Earth

..Is no one else seeing the evidence!? <_<
 

robinkom

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Oh my god, Mr. Snuggles, I follow your Twitter page all the time! How are you?

Mr. Snuggles tweets, "Passed out under coffee table"

Oh man, he's so deep! :3
 

Joey245

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Wow. Looks like a classic case of TMFT.

(Too Much Free Time).

Slow business week, huh?

Also, you forgot "Getting tail pulled by three year old. Contemplating violently retaliating."
 

WhiteTigerShiro

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This kinda thing is only appealing for the kind of person who thinks that it's fashionable to walk around with a chihuahua in your purse.