Sony Scientists Put Cats on Twitter

[Blueruler182]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, that's fantastic...

Seriously, I have no problem with the playstation, but between this and what they did to Spider-man, I'm growing a bias against Sony.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Only in Japan. That's all I can say.

 

[Danpascooch]

I always wondered why they needed to charge so much for the PS3.

Now I know it's because they waste huge amounts of money on highly elaborate and expensive outrageously stupid things like this.

 

[Danpascooch]

This kinda thing is only appealing for the kind of person who thinks that it's fashionable to walk around with a chihuahua in your purse.

/thread

hit the nail on the freaking head.

 

[Danpascooch]

So what if the cat spends all day getting laid? My cat has a different female every other night and he's never here during the daylight hours, so what does feline twitter say then?

UPDATE: Whiskers is fucking.

 

[SirDerick]

I am I scientist! I have studied years at universities understanding the many ways the universe, and maybe the multiverse functions.

I have done this for the sole purpose of giving cats twitter.

Picture is related:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100322.gif

 

[Danpascooch]

This is a very biased project, I happen to be a dog lover.

Good point, what about this collar makes it only for cats?

Even stupider than making it, is making it with technology that could easily be applied to both animals, and only use it for one.

 

[Danpascooch]

I am I scientist! I have studied years at universities understanding the many ways the universe, and maybe the multiverse functions.

I have done this for the sole purpose of giving cats twitter.

Picture is related:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100322.gif

I love SMBC, half their comics are vulgar and not funny, but the ones that are good, are really good.

 

[Danpascooch]

Phase 1: Invent Twitter for cats, call it "Kitter"
Phase 2: Kill all humans.

Phase 3: ????
Phase 4: PROFIT!

 

[ultrachicken]

...I get the feeling they do drugs

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

There should be one for "In ur fridge, eatin ur foodz OM NOM NOM"

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Jesus, Japan. Just stop it already.

 

[Tharwen]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Oh, and there had better be a mudkipz-themed post.

 

[Jared]

Not sure why we would want to see cats post things on Twitter...but...I suppose someone will have an intrest for it...

 

[VitusPrime]

If its cheap, i'll buy it as a easy gift for cat lovers...

 

[Ramona Flowers]

Why is this happening.

 

[Aesir23]

So what if the cat spends all day getting laid? My cat has a different female every other night and he's never here during the daylight hours, so what does feline twitter say then?

You didn't neuter your cat? Might want to Bob Barker-proof your house or he'll come for you in your sleep. O_O

 

[ucciolord1]

Fuck this, man.
I really just can't stand the human race anymore. We are just so ridiculously lame.

 

[TheMadTypist]

Other than "Want in" and "Want Out" I'm not sure I really want to know what they do all day. They do some really bizarre stuff even when we're watching, I don't need to know what they get up to while on their own.

"Greyboy is coughing!

Greyboy is hacking up a hairball!

Elvis is eating Greyboy's hairball!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Bonus points if they can get the device to link to a pertinent lolcat picture in the tweet.