Japanese Porn Indicates 3D Television Success

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Japanese Porn Indicates 3D Television Success



Industry analysts believe that porn is going to be one of the main reasons consumers will want a 3D television.

Over the years, porn has proven itself as a business that can be key to the success of various formats and platforms. Take a look at the internet if you don't believe me. On second thought, just take my word for it. Anyway, with 3D supposedly the next big thing in television and home movies, analysts have predicted 3D porn to be a major factor in Japanese 3D television purchases.

Japan's very first 3D DVD home release isn't going to be Avatar or the family-wholesome Happy Feet. Instead, it'll be, you guessed it, porn. Top adult film actresses Mika Kayama and Yuma Asami will star in 3D X Mika Kayama and 3D X Yuma Asami respectively, both set for release in June to coincide with the release of Sony's 3D Bravia televisions.

Japanese analyst Yuji Fujimori believes: "Adult videos will likely be an incentive for consumers to buy a 3D TV. It's worth paying attention to the move because it's lack of content that's hindering expansion." Porn sales amounted to $1.2 billion in Japan last year, representing 30 percent of Japan's home video market.

33 year old Satoshi Miyazaki, who spends about $21 a month on porn, says: "I want to try it out. I need something dramatic to justify replacing my TV. This could be the motivation." If this guy is only doling out a Jackson per month to watch naked people perform adult acts, and even he wants a 3D television, I would guess that the porn-obsessed already have them pre-ordered.

3D televisions will be coming to the U.S. later this summer, and you better believe that 3D porn is already planned [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/97888-Caligula-Director-To-Make-3D-Porn-Movie] for release here as well. With porn always whispered about as partially responsible for the success of DVD, Blu-ray, and even portable streaming devices like the iPad, it's certainly in the realm of possibility that it'll help the audience for 3D grow too. The situation doesn't seem quite the same, as it's much easier to drop a few hundred dollars on a new Blu-ray player than a humongous television, but I know some people really like their porn.

Source: CVG [http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-06-01/porn-stars-in-3-d-lure-consumers-to-new-sony-panasonic-tvs.html]

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Deofuta

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mmmmmmmmmk

Honestly though, not really worth the obscene amount of money these things cost.

Porn is in fact not my driving determination when picking up appliances. (just a bonus >_>)

Like that fridge with the built in T.V...
 

Pandalisk

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I honestly cant see anyone whose watching porn thinking

"Hmm, yeah this is pretty good, but her tits Could be in 3-D, Wheres the Immmersion!!!!"
 

Brad Shepard

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If i may say this... DUH!

If they are just now figuring this out, they have been sitting on there asses.
 

Eric the Orange

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Buy a 3D TV for porn. Either they have a lot of money or they take there porn very seriously... or both.
 

geldonyetich

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Got to hand it to them: that's a pretty effective way to spearhead getting the technology in the heads of the average libido-possessing idiot.

Perhaps they should sell it along with a roll of plastic wrap demagnetized not to stick to the screen.
 

craddoke

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The combination of modern porn's extreme close-up camera shots, HD film quality, and 3D televisions is almost too horrific to contemplate.

Almost too horrific.

Well, maybe it would be alright to contemplate it for a few minutes.

Honestly? There goes my productivity for the whole day.
 

Tharwen

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"So why did you get a 3D TV?"

"Oh, you know... videos..."

"What sort of videos?"

"Just... videos"

Hehehehehe. I admit it would still look pretty impressive.
 

Jack and Calumon

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Well... that's me traumatized for the day.

Calumon: Jack! Can you please take your hands off me! I can't see!

Jack: You must stay pure Calumon! PURE!

Calumon: What does that even mean?

Jack: PURE!
 

luvd1

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"They" also said porn would make HDdvd the formate of choice and grind blu-ray into the ground.
 

Vampire cat

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Oh-my-god...

Optimus Hagrid said:
Y'know how else you can get 3D porn?

Sex.
Yeah... How hard can it be, plenty of lose girls out there! Even I go to town for a quick fuck now and then, you could be the unfortunate one!
 

Canadamus Prime

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Seriously, that is the last thing I want to see in 3D. ...come to think of it, it's the last thing I want to see PERIOD.

Eric the Orange said:
Buy a 3D TV for porn. Either they have a lot of money or they take there porn very seriously... or both.
I'd say both.
 

jamesworkshop

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I might believe this if people didn't watch all their porn on a computer monitor

surprised noones made a joke about 3d making you go blind
 

Swifteye

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When they said they were making 3d tvs I thought it was a waste of money. Then I found out it people are using it for porn and now it's REALLY a waste of money. Seriously. I can't even fathom a decent punchline or metaphor to sum up how dumb a purchase decision that is.
 

Billion Backs

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feather240 said:
Oh Japan, and Humanity.
Jeebus no, people want to explore their sexuality!

Call the Nuns! How dare those heretics think such impure thoughts and look at such unholy imagery!

Get over it, nothing wrong with porn.

Also, obligatory "It's like it's coming straight at me!" and "Oh no, it's about to poke out my eye!"
 

Nimbus

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3D porn is already available over the internet for those with the right graphics card and glasses, or so I am told...