Japanese Porn Indicates 3D Television Success

[soapyshooter]

This may sound funny but VHS, DVDs and Blu-Rays beat out other competition because porn chose them. Whatever porn is made for it becomes successful. I mean its not entirely the same case here but porn is a big player in determining how successful a piece of technology is.

now 3D porn...thats just sad.

 

[ramox]

Oh Japan, and Humanity.

It got nothing to do with japan. The assumption is that if 3D works for the porn market it will in any other market.

Look at history: Porn is what made VHS the "accepted" video format and the pron industry is, in the end, who decided that BluRay will be the new medium to go with.

If Porn accepts a certain kind of new technology it's a safe bet that the rest follows.

 

[Jeronus]

Buy a 3D TV for porn. Either they have a lot of money or they take there porn very seriously... or both.

Anyone who takes porn that serious either has some serious issues or way too much time and money on their hands. Either way, these type of people should not be a targeted demographic for launching a new type of TV. I can't see either group being so huge that they could change sales in any meaningful way. If I buy a 3D TV, it won't be for porn. I got a laptop with more access to porn than I can already handle and I don't need a fancy thousand dollar TV to enjoy it.

 

[Rack]

Oh-my-god...

Y'know how else you can get 3D porn?

Sex.

Yeah... How hard can it be, plenty of lose girls out there! Even I go to town for a quick fuck now and then, you could be the unfortunate one!

Very, very, very hard indeed. Loose women are outnumbered by men approximately 400 to 1.

 

[Harmondale2]

wow, just wow

I didn't realise porn was such a powerful force.

Also do they not have actual sex where their from? :S

 

[Vampire cat]

Very, very, very hard indeed. Loose women are outnumbered by men approximately 400 to 1.

Damn. And here I thought I was attractive XD. Seems going home WITHOUT a date would be a miracle for any woman with those stats.

 

[kannibus]

Yup.

Porn's just one of those recession-proof industries. Along with alcohol, drugs and weapons, porn is one of things that just keeps on going. It is literally a driving force behind the world. Kind of sad isn't it? The progress of science is dependant on its ability to get people off, get them blitzed and get them a spacious six by three in the dirt.

I recall what one of my profs once said. "When humans encounter a new technology, their first thought is 'how can I make other humans dead with this?' followed closely by 'how can I get off with this?'."

 

[Enzeru92]

wow that is a disturbingly smart plan for Japan to pull if I was in Japan I would sure as hell buy a 3D TV but since am not I'll go ahead and wait

 

[GodKlown]

Y'know how else you can get 3D porn?

Sex.

I couldn't have said it better myself. This takes watching people screw to an entirely too personal level, unless that is your fetish. If that IS your fetish, you can probably already accomplish this task without the aid of a 3D television.
Everyone knew this was going to happen. I recall the bit from Robot Chicken when the scientist created a lifelike robot, and the only question was "Can you f*** it?". Ah technology... we're always looking to screw you before you screw us over.
After 3D porn comes 3D porn rehab. Prediction made... now waiting for VH1 to get Dr. Drew on the project.

 

[Mr. Grey]

Natal + 3D TV + Porn = Good Times.

What? It's just basic math.

 

[DTWolfwood]

I coulda told you this. Next is interactive porn with the 360's Natal interface. U WATCH!

 

[Low Key]

I think the biggest deciding factor isn't porn, but the cost of 3D capable cameras. It's one of the main reasons 3D didn't take off back in the 50s and 60s. And as much as porn in a driving factor in a lot of things, you don't see them making movies for the IMAX or anything. It'll be Hollywood that gets 3D mainstream enough for porn to pick it up and make it more popular.

 

[Zing]

Will the pixelization of the naughty parts be in 3D too?

*shakes fist* damn you Japanese porn!

 

[Jared]

I really cannot see people buying something like this just for reasons of Porn...if they do then they have more money than sense. Im sure more practical sense will be driving sales

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

I do love how much shit porn takes when it is a technology driver, even here among the prudes. I can't say I found anything surprising about this. Then again, as racist as this will sound, when I read Japanese, I knew either sex or robots was going to be involved.

My wife likes to tease me that I was born in Okinawa though that could explain a few things...

 

[Jast]

Oh those craaaaazy Japanese! ^_^

Honestly though I hate the whole 3d craze going on right now. I always get a headache that lasts the rest of the day after watching a 3d movie or show.

 

[esperandote]

I with japan in this. Anyone that watches porn would watch 3D porn (for free) if they had the chance.

 

[TheTygerfire]

It'll still be censored, so over here the appeal of 3D Japanese porn will be lessened.

 

[RanD00M]

If I had the money to buy a 3D TV,then I would.And I would most likely watch some 3D porn on it.