Darth Vader Diagnosed With Mental Illness

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Darth Vader Diagnosed With Mental Illness



Would you believe that the helmet-covered face of Star Wars villainy has abandonment issues?

French psychologists have analyzed the behavior of Darth Vader and determined that he may be suffering from borderline personality disorder (BPD). He hits six out of nine criteria for the disorder, only needing to meet five to be diagnosed.

The psychs noticed that Vader "displays patterns of instability and impulsivity," cluing them in that he may have issues. For instance, his back and forth with "idealizing and devaluing Jedi mentors" during his youth, sometimes respecting Obi-Wan Kenobi and at other times wishing he would take a hike.

He also exhibits problems with abandonment, dissociative episodes, and identity issues. He betrayed the Jedi and his friends to attempt to prevent his wife's death. He annihilated a camp of Tusken Raiders though he knew it was not necessarily the correct action for a Jedi. And simply moving over to the dark side and changing his name to Darth Vader is the "ultimate sign of such identity disturbance," noted the psychs.

Let's be real here: Even the researchers admit that the emperor's influence probably had an effect on Anakin Skywalker's behavior, though they say it may have only inflamed the symptoms of BPD. They compare the emperor to something like a drug dealer: "Using the dark side of the Force could be considered as similar to drug use: It feels really good when you use it, it alters your consciousness and you know you shouldn't do it," said psychiatrist Eric Bui.

The researchers are using their analysis of Darth Vader as an example to spread awareness. Bui also believes that "psychotherapy would have helped Anakin and might have prevented him from turning to the dark side." If only his medical plan had allowed him to afford it.

Source: SciFi Wire [http://www.livescience.com/culture/psychology-darth-vader-revealed-100604.html]


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Dragon_of_red

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Really?

Is there honestly nothing better to do with there time?

They have to diagnose movies?
 

AboveUp

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Judging by the fact that they have just analyzed a fictional character from a fantasy trilogy that takes place in space, I think it's safe to say that these psychologists are suffering from ODD. Obsessive Diagnosis Disorder.
 

Pandalisk

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If only this Dignosis was made sooner, the lives that could of been saved

Using the dark side of the Force could be considered as similar to drug use: It feels really good when you use it, it alters your consciousness and you know you shouldn't do it,"

...er...Okay?...Dont use The Dark force, cuz Dark Force is bad mmmkay?..

Ugh seriously guys, i haven't had my dark force fix in ages, im going into withdral, fetch me a bag of kittens to drown with my mind or failing that Grand Moff Tarkin!..Whats that?..He's dead? Damn it all!
 

Cherry Cola

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Spreading awareness by saying that if your parents abandon you, you'll become the most awesome villain ever?

I see a tiny little flaw in that.

Oh, and I prefer Dave Chappelle's version of how Darth Vader's upbringing was like.

"He took his pants of... and told me... to reach... for the force"
 

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I'm imagining the therapy sessions;

Therapist: So, Mr Vader, tell me about your father.

Darth Vadar: I didn't have one, I was born by immaculate conception.

-_-"
 

Random Argument Man

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Great, now I'm imagining Darth Vader in an Asylum force choking all the patients...What?


Bad dark humor aside, really? Should'nt they do something else with their time?


EDIT: Now that I think about it...HE WOULD NOT HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS IF THE PREQUELS DIDN'T EXIST.

Yes, I added the caps lock because it is true.
 

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dragon_of_red said:
Really?

Is there honestly nothing better to do with there time?

They have to diagnose movies?
That isn't why they are doing it, they are using it as a relatable example we all can recognise rather that some guy in place X who blah, blah, blah. You only have to look at the retarded (and heavily ill-informed) view most people have of depression when it isn't just a person looking sad and can take a lot of forms.


Hubilub said:
Spreading awareness by saying that if your parents abandon you, you'll become the most awesome villain ever?

I see a tiny little flaw in that.
You have to be anakin skywalker first, I would call that a deterrent.
 

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Random Argument Man said:
Great, now I'm imagining Darth Vader in an Asylum force choking all the patients...What?


Bad dark humor aside, really? Should'nt they do something else with their time?
Ahh, so Vader is going to be one of the bosses in Arkham Asylum 2...

And as stated above several times; They had nothing better to do? Seriously, cat twitter and psyche analasys of movie villains, this has not been a good week for science people!
 

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Tom Goldman said:
Darth Vader Diagnosed With Mental Illness

Would you believe that the helmet-covered face of Star Wars villainy has abandonment issues?

French psychologists have analyzed the behavior of Darth Vader and determined that he may be suffering from borderline personality disorder (BPD). He hits six out of nine criteria for the disorder, only needing to meet five to be diagnosed.



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That is probably one of the stupidest things I've heard of "smart" people doing.
 

Jaebird

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...Well of course. And I suppose the Joker is manic-depressive? And let's not forget Norman Osborn's schizophrenia, or Lex Luthor's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
 

VonBrewskie

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That's pretty funny. I actually did an analysis of Jim Carrey for a psych class in college. Similar abandonment issues to ye olde Vader. Check out Erikson's stuff. It's pretty cool:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erikson%27s_stages_of_psychosocial_development
 

Canadamus Prime

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This just in: French Psychologists have way too much time on their hands and also seemed to have completely missed the point of Star Wars. They also apparently have difficulty seeing the forest for the trees.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Baron Von Evil Satan said:

Just... why?
Forget using him as the ultimate villain figure for the space genre, let's make him the mascot for BPD!
 

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Jbird said:
...Well of course. And I suppose the Joker is manic-depressive? And let's not forget Norman Osborn's schizophrenia, or Lex Luthor's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I'd say that the Joker is more schizophrenic than Norman Osborn. The Joker reinvents his personality every day.
 

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This seems to me, like a bunch of wannabe eggheads desperately trying to prove they still need funding.

scnj said:
Jbird said:
...Well of course. And I suppose the Joker is manic-depressive? And let's not forget Norman Osborn's schizophrenia, or Lex Luthor's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I'd say that the Joker is more schizophrenic than Norman Osborn. The Joker reinvents his personality every day.
From what you say, I take it that you too have read Batman: Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth? I loved it, personally.
 

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... Why must they diagnose someone who was WRITTEN TO BE A CERTAIN WAY, therefore, maybe they should instead analyze George Fucking Lucas.