Critical Miss: Dragon Age: Destiny

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She turned me into a newt.

[sub]but I got better[/sub]

Reminds me of Ray Bradbury, who was told that his seminal work Farenheit 451 was about Government control of people and not about Television destroying books.

And what would he know? Possibly as much as J.K.Rowling who has been lambasted for not having Harry Potter and Hermione doing the mambo together?

Because they were fated to.

That's the problem with reality. Especially user-created ones.
 

Kevlar Eater

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Makes me wonder why there's even choices in this series at all if anything can be retconned at will.

Still, made me lawl for a bit.
 

Joe Deadman

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Ouch poor leliana D:

They really should have just handled it like ME2 with the whole save game import but I guess thats what happens when you give yourself a stupidly small development cycle...

Also nice work on Erin Hawke.
 

Belzera

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Haha, I didn't kill her in my DA:O game, but I did kill Zevran.... now how the frak did he give my Hawke this shiny awesome weapon as a ghost?
 

DeadlyYellow

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Kevlar Eater said:
Makes me wonder why there's even choices in this series at all if anything can be retconned at will.

Still, made me lawl for a bit.
Indeed.

Guess they didn't want to steal Mass Effect's show with perpetual decisions via transferred saves.
 

Eruanno

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Oh yeah, I was wondering how Anders could be possessed by Justice when I quite clearly killed Justice near the end of Awakening for being a smartass and telling me what I can and cannot do...

I suppose he's a spirit, so that's... fine, I guess...?
 

Valdus

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Leilana? Alive? Pfft, don't be silly. Next you'll be telling me that Ander's survives even if you kill him in Awakening.
 

darth.pixie

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Eruanno said:
Oh yeah, I was wondering how Anders could be possessed by Justice when I quite clearly killed Justice near the end of Awakening for being a smartass and telling me what I can and cannot do...

I suppose he's a spirit, so that's... fine, I guess...?
Even cooler if you got Anders captured by the templars and he never became a Grey Warden at all! ...These people are full of strange super powers aren't they?

This comic made me laugh. Hard.
 

Sucal

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It was the ashes. The magical ashes of Joan of Arc Andraste magically reanimated her corpse. (It can't be sillier then a pinch of the ashes being able to cure a magical disease.)
 
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DeadlyYellow said:
Kevlar Eater said:
Makes me wonder why there's even choices in this series at all if anything can be retconned at will.

Still, made me lawl for a bit.
Indeed.

Guess they didn't want to steal Mass Effect's show with perpetual decisions via transferred saves.
Would make sense, if your Mass Effect choices influenced more than your emails/news.
 

Loonerinoes

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Well, I suppose it's fortunate that the whole trailer for DA2 was named Destiny and the narrative within it was of how it's best to embrace it rather than fight it. *rolleyes*

On topic...THIRD DA2 comic now...really? I'm sensing levels of obsession by this point, if truth be told.
 

Scorched_Cascade

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I still love how Erin's pet [sub](was going to say "her rat" but caught myself before I changed the meaning of the sentence completely)[/sub] appears in most frames. The attention to that detail always impresses me.

Erin-Hawke is well drawn too, I think that the Scar/blood patch (haven't played DA2 so not sure what Hawke has going on there) makes her nose look better.
 

thethingthatlurks

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Ha! Satire and Monty Python references, superb!

Captcha:
Enseedi Ashton. Are those words in any language? It's starting to remind me of glossolalia, creepy...
 

Goldeneye103X2

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I thought that that was a crank 2 reference in there.
Then I remembered about monty python.
Then i facepalmed.
 

Wicky_42

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I love how the background's still the same cave from the other Dargon Age comic XD Nice touch :)