1) No - the Asgardians are racist arseholes, at least in the MCU (far as I can tell)
2) Maybe, but I think Naboo (or at least Theed) is a better tourist destination)
3) Hell yes - but would I need to wear makeup?
4) Replace it with Jurassic World - that at least had a functional theme park before the shit hit the fan
5) Yep, pretty much
6) Yes, but Rivendell or Lothlorien would be a bit higher on the list
7) I guess, but I'm a lowly Muggle, so I'll probably be obliviated before leaving
8) No - it's meant to be a shithole. I mean, can't I visit Old Valyria, or High Garden, or heck, even Winterfell?