80's one liners

FPLOON

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*magically cuts him in half* I just had to split you two apart...
 

FPLOON

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*pokes their eyes out* You saw what I did there, right?
 

FPLOON

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*stabs them in the throat with a broken liquor bottle* Told you it had a sharp taste...
 

FPLOON

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*stuffs a sponge directly into their heart* Gotta soak up your love somehow, right?
 

FPLOON

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*kills them with a baby bird* What a cheep way to go...
 

FPLOON

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*kills them with "-ism" insults* Did I trigger you now?
 

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*kills them with a DnD die* Looks like I rolled a D12 tonight!