The Unbearable Lightness of Licking Lampposts
Awkward situations and little white lies about sex.
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Awkward situations and little white lies about sex.
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There's a serious problem here, and it's certainly not you. Actually, there are two problems; the most easily-understood is stereotyping, the image people have of the effeminate gay man. While there are certainly gay men who are effeminate, it's for much the same reason that there are gay men who like pizza, or gay men who listen to rock music. Sexuality is not a list of traits, it is a single trait, that has as much effect on the rest of your personality as anything else. It may be important to you, but the defining element here is you, not the people you're attracted to. There is no "acting gay", not in the way you describe; the problem is not your failure to play out this stereotype, the problem is with the people who expect you to conform to their preconceptions, and who think they can define your personality for you. Don't let them. Be who you are.The Gaymer said:I don't talk "gay" or act it in any way.
From that moment forward she will continuously wonder what else you are hiding and it will at worst destroy or at best cool down your relationship.The sooner you come clean about this, the better; after all, healthy relationships aren't founded on falsehoods.
I hope this is this an attempt at humor, but I have a sinking feeling it's not. At any rate, I disagree strongly. While I'll admit "little white lies" might smooth over minor issues not worth agitating your partner over, lying about the big stuff is a no-no in my book. Any really good relationship has to have a strong foundation of trust, and "taking it to your grave" corrodes that. And practically speaking if you're found out there's a strong chance you'll lose the relationship altogether.rembrandtqeinstein said:To virgin dude:
For the love of all that is holy DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE.... The key to healthy relationships is being able to lie consistently even under stress, and to take secrets to your grave if necessary.
Frankly, this is probably the sleaziest move I've heard of in a while. While she shouldn't be asking questions she doesn't want answers to, this is not the way I'd choose to handle it. Instead, come clean before questions like this put you in an awkward position.rembrandtqeinstein said:If she asks (rudely I might add) "how many women have you slept with?" then at first you don't say anything but smile slyly. Slowly reach around her waist, move in toward her, get your face close to hers while maintaining eye contact, then whisper "numbers are for scoreboards" and kiss her.
But if he comes clean he's not hiding anything. Telling her will show her that he has no problems confessing about things that are a big deal to him.rembrandtqeinstein said:From that moment forward she will continuously wonder what else you are hiding and it will at worst destroy or at best cool down your relationship.
I try to personally acknoweldge all letters that come in, although lately that's been quite difficult, given the volume we've received. Try resending?HentMas said:I wonder how many questions they get each day, i wrote when i first saw the article... i wish they would at least acknowledge if your letter doesn't get trough screening...
Totally agree with you, and I'm glad you said so. Yes, the "blank slate" is straight, and male, and white, it's true for imaginary characters (when there is a group of them, they'll try to give them all a specificity, but if one of them is gay, or female, or non-white, THAT's their specificity).Break said:snipped
I completely disagree with everything you said here. Especially the "hiding the number of partners" thing. A lot of people don't take kindly to things being hidden from them, and she'll imagine the worst possible outcome. That is, possibly that he's a man-slut, and as a result, two things: a) more likely to carry an STD, if she worries about these things and b) possibly not planning to be serious, and going to ditch her to have sex elsewhere soon.rembrandtqeinstein said:snipped
For The Gaymer:Lara Crigger said:Love FAQ: The Unbearable Lightness of Licking Lampposts
I haven't seen someone so wrong on every point since your last post on a lovefaq section. And quite possibly you've outdone yourself this time.rembrandtqeinstein said:To virgin dude:
For the love of all that is holy DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE. I almost snorted my coffee when I read it.
From that moment forward she will continuously wonder what else you are hiding and it will at worst destroy or at best cool down your relationship.The sooner you come clean about this, the better; after all, healthy relationships aren't founded on falsehoods.
The key to healthy relationships is being able to lie consistently even under stress, and to take secrets to your grave if necessary.
To answer your specific question I can guarantee you that there are tons dudes your age who have not passed their penis through a vagina since they were born. There are however many fewer female virgins than male. It is just the nature of things, a friend calls it the "conservation of booty" theory but from an evolutionary perspective it makes sense. There is a long explanation but it breaks down like this; a man's investment in a child is much less than a woman's since he doesn't risk pregnancy. Therefore a woman will be much more selective about who she procreates with than a man will be. Teen sex isn't for the purpose of procreation but that biological goal is what is driving the process. The result of this is the small percentage of highly desirable men will get lots of play and the large percentage of less desirable men will get little if any. Even if that weren't the case the average woman would still have more partners than the average man. This is because girls mature faster and most start the relationship game several years younger than boys do.
In any case virgin dude here is what you do.
1. continue lying, if she asks directly deflect.
2. learn to read her, if the time is right and she is into you then she will make clear she wants boning
Here is one slick move you can use.
If she asks (rudely I might add) "how many women have you slept with?" then at first you don't say anything but smile slyly. Slowly reach around her waist, move in toward her, get your face close to hers while maintaining eye contact, then whisper "numbers are for scoreboards" and kiss her.
Continue refusing to answer. This will piss her off while simultaneously making her think about you more because you are suddenly more mysterious.
3. remember that "skill" at sex isn't nearly as much about the physical acts as being in tune with your partner, listening to them both in their words and body responses, and mostly caring about making your partner feel good.
Though you could get technically better the fundamentals are the same your first time or your thousandth time. If you truly care about your partner's needs and want to "be with" them then you can do no wrong.
Good luck!
References to socialism? That made me giggle - socialism is the practice of redistributing wealth, that seemed absent from your postVarya said:I am way drunk now, and also Swedish, so excuse me for any errors or references to socialism.