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[PauL o_O]

Probably the biggest let down in movie history, and a great example of false advertisement. Tim Burton has a way of making movies suck worse then they need to. 0/100.

/Discuss

for those who want details:
The entire movie revolves around 9 (obviously) characters that were never explained in any shape or form. In most case, action packed toon movies can get away with this, but that's the thing, there was no action. The entire movie was about these 9 mysterious rag dolls running away from a robot until they kill it. The kill is super anti-climactic, and made me sleepy *NO SPOILERS* I would have rather stayed home and done my homework.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Is it really that bad?

 

[Deleric]

..Hm. Interesting. I was going to go see it sometime later this week. Any details?

 

[LordGarbageMan]

You want to explain how it sucked? I haven't seen it, and I like the few Tim Burton movies that I've seen.

 

[Neonbob]

You, uh...you want to put some more detail into your opening post?
All that you really told us is that you didn't like it.
There is no explanation or reason given.
Please elaborate.

EDIT AFTER ELABORATION:
I see.
It sounds like the plot was taken from a short film and stretched over a feature length one.
Damn.
Now I'm not quite as up for seeing it.

 

[Julianking93]

Awww...I had high hopes for it.

 

[Radeonx]

Explain? It looked good to me, and I like Tim Burton's movies.

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

Let's just hope Alice in Wonderland is better.

 

[Harold Donchee]

Yeah i'd like to know too. It looks pretty good to me and I was thinking about going to see it. What was wrong with it?

 

[Lukeje]

I'd say this should be in user-reviews, but it's not much of a review either. Hmm...

 

[Curtmiester]

Another 9 thread were the OP explains nothing. Like those above, can you please elaborate?

 

[electric_warrior]

yeah, i've heard nothing but bad things about it.
tim burton still rules, though.

 

[TaborMallory]

Good thing I don't like 90% of all movies anyway. I'll just stick to my Jurassic Park, thank you very much.
With this method, I'm impervious to the shitbag Hollywood flings around every few minutes.

 

[Drakulla]

You should have watched District 9 instead. It's the best 9 movie out there.

 

[trombone2007]

I thought that 9 was a good movie overall. Without getting into too much detail, there are several parallels between the movie and present day politics, however, I'm not sure if that was intentional or not. But well worth money.

 

[Hazy]

Tim Burton has a way of making movies suck worse then they need to.

Tim Burton produced, if I'm not mistaken.
Shane Acker directed.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Great review, you provided a thorough explanation of the story and details without giving anything away, while giving a fair opinion that didn't seem biased in the least. Really though, this is just idiotic and it serves no purpose other than to bash a film and fuel the fire.

 

[PauL o_O]

*updated details.

 

[Hazy]

Good thing I don't like 90% of all movies anyway. I'll just stick to my Jurassic Park, thank you very much.
With this method, I'm impervious to the shitbag Hollywood flings around every few minutes.

My uncle helped make Jurrasic Park. I think he helped direct it or something.

What's his name? I can check for you

 

[PlasticPorter]

yeah especially with Johnny Depp sticking his fail-cack into every oriface of classic literature! I can't wait!