Bill Gates Says Power to the Poop

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Bill Gates Says Power to the Poop



The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation announced 31 scientific grants to turn poop into power.

Say it with me: Power to the Poop! I trust that you are fist-pumping when you say it, like I am right now in The Escapist office. For too long, we as a people have neglected the greatest resource produced by the human body: our own excrement. Now that Bill Gates no longer runs the day-to-day operations of Microsoft, he has turned his eye and his billions of dollars to projects he believes will help the greater good. Since it was founded in 1994, The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has donated millions to HIV research, financial services for the poor and to help with disasters such as the Kashmir earthquake in 2005. Today, the foundation announced that it would fund 31 projects that will hopefully turn poop into gold - or fertilizer, or energy, or drinkable water.

"Wherever people live, there's wastewater. It's a 24/7 thing," said one of the grant recipients, Daniel Yeh, a civil and environmental engineer at the University of South Florida. "Why don't we connect the whole picture together and close the loop?"

Yeh's NEW generator uses microorganisms to remove usable methane (natural gas) from wastewater, and leave water rich in nutrients like phosphorus and ammonia that can be used for agriculture. Yeh will use the $100,000 grant to develop a prototype device that could help urban centers in the third world.

Among the 31 projects funded are some really amazing ideas. Zhiyong Ren from the University of Colorado Denver wants to create a system that will convert waste into electricity. Yinije Tang at Washington University in St. Louis is working on a species of fungus that will take poop and turn it into butanol, a biofuel on par with gasoline or ethanol. All of these projects were submitted back in March 2011 as part of Gates' program to "Create the Next Generation of Sanitation Technologies". According to the application information, insufficient sanitation accounts for millions of preventable deaths, especially among children.

"2.1 billion of the world's urban population use non-piped (non-sewered) sanitation technologies such as latrines, cesspools, septic tanks, or aqua privies to capture and contain their excreta (fecal matter and urine). These types of sanitation 'solutions' tend to be unsustainable and are often detrimental to public health," the call for proposals said [http://www.grandchallenges.org/Explorations/Topics/WaterSanitation/Pages/Round7.aspx]. "An estimated 1.6 million children die each year from diarrheal diseases, many of which are caused by fecal-oral contamination. The purpose of this call for proposals is to help make sanitation services truly safe and sustainable for the poor."

I think it's awesome that Bill Gates is using his wealth and ability to management ability to serve the greater good. When you think about it, his foundation is a lot like Microsoft - a large organization with many small projects going on simultaneously. That he's using the power of his foundation to help the world's poop is just the fecal sludge on the cake.

Source: MSNBC [http://futureoftech.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/08/8703309-poop-to-power-projects-pumped-up?chromedomain=cosmiclog]

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gigastar

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Well i think this is the first example of a multi-trillionaire granting money to research projects that will untimately make the world a better smelling place.

I could be wrong though.
 

Britisheagle

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Hahaha this is amazing! That being said, I know it may be clean and all but I'd still feel funky drinking poo water. Maybe thats just me.
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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What is this shit?


See what I did there?

Anyway, I like what Bill is doing these days. He's spending money on making the world a better place.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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"You're drinking shit"
"...what?"
"But it's CLEAN!:D"

In all seriousness i'm glad to see the money's going towards something that might actually be beneficial. If they manage to pull this off it'll definitely help a lot of people.

So maybe afterwards he can donate some money to help combat over-population(or whatever you call that in english. I think i'm right though >_>)
 
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After Windows, I already assumed he be used to... Ah no, it's far too easy.

Tough call.

Would you cheer Jack Thompson giving all his litigation fees to Childsplay?

It's a good thing he's doing, but he got the ability to do it by doing bad things. Can one cancel the other?

I'll have to come back on this.
 

shintakie10

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
After Windows, I already assumed he be used to... Ah no, it's far too easy.

Tough call.

Would you cheer Jack Thompson giving all his litigation fees to Childsplay?

It's a good thing he's doing, but he got the ability to do it by doing bad things. Can one cancel the other?

I'll have to come back on this.
At this point its hard to really hold anythin against the guy. He did some douchey things while he was in charge of microsoft in its early and middle years. But the latter years and especially since he left he's been probably one of the more giving rich people out there. Theres a word for it...but I honestly can't think of it.

And really...I probably would cheer Jack Thompson giving all his litigation fees to Childsplay. Its always a good thing to see someone give to charity and just because what someone may have done to get that money was...questionable...it wasn't ever somethin that I considered to be so horrible as to be a deal breaker. Granted...the line for me is blurry as heck since I can never decide what I think is icky enough to count as too far so take that as you will.
 

thisbymaster

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Methane is already used in some pig farms to power old diesel engines for power. Mix that with the fact you can take feces and after chopping it up, pressurizing and cooking it at high temp you can create crude oil. Which also contains natural gas, which can also be burned for power. Then the rest can be distilled into gas or turned into plastic, or just sold on the open market. Science already figured it out, the problem is infrastructural.
 

ryo02

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all the water in the world is old its been around a long time every drop has slid down a dinosuars back ... and been pissed out by one too.

I understand it ... I dont like it but I understand.
 

Simalacrum

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Despite being a MacHead (haters gonna hate), I've always had a large dollop of respect for the charitable work Bill Gates has done.

This may sound silly but excrement is a serious issue and should be looked at very deeply as an energy source; not only human excrement though, but also animal excrement and particularly bovine waste; cows create more greenhouse gases than all the worlds transport combined because of methane! It's a huge issue!

So kudos to Gates for this! I might go so far as to say I'm *shitting* myself with joy right now.

Eh? Geddit? Guys?

...Guys?
 

Hagi

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
It's a good thing he's doing, but he got the ability to do it by doing bad things. Can one cancel the other?

I'll have to come back on this.
Being the #2 philanthropist in the world has to count for something... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_philanthropists#Greatest_philanthropists_by_amount_of_USD]

Granted, 29 billion is a lot easier to give away if your net worth is guessed at 59 billion. But still, that's a hell load of money....

And even with the bad stuff taken into account he's probably doing more good for the world then those who've done volunteer work their entire lives whenever possible.
 

joe-h2o

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Many people overlook just how much money he has given to good causes, charities and so on. Keep it up Bill!

This smells like a great idea for the future!
 

Daniel Janhagen

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That's pretty cool, I hope something good will come out of it in the end.

*does the Monty Burns power triangle with hands* Excrement...
 

BehattedWanderer

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So...many...excrement related puns! My head is gonna explode! Can't...choose...just...one!

Turning waste into energy--what a novel, shitty idea! May they find plenty of shit to work with, and may no one ask "what's this shit floating in my water?"

Single...double...triple entendres? >.< Gah!
 

Scars Unseen

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So it seems that Bill seeks to create a world where you no longer have to shit in one hand and wish in the other... a world where you can fill both hands up with shit and be the happier for the shitting.