A Badly drawn Adventure

[SquirrelPants]

Yeah, this is kind of a ripoff of MSPaint Adventures, I guess. Mostly I want it to be an exercise in getting better at using my tablet, writing a story from scratch, being funny/entertaining, and getting better at cartooning.

This is sort of a forum game, though. Here is how it works:
I start off with a simple setting and a character. As soon as this is fully established, anyone can post and make a suggestion of what to do next, starting with that character's name(or an abbreviation for it) and giving a command as for what to do next.(Name: Action.) I'll choose whichever command tickles my fancy the most at that moment, and the story will play out in that fashion. It kind of plays like a text-adventure. In fact, it plays a lot like that. Except that I make it up as I go.

It also plays a lot like the 'true RPG' style, as described in this thread. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.116378]

For good examples of this sort of thing, check out http://mspaintadventures.com
They're definitely better than mine will be, at least.

So, let's begin.

You are a SLIGHTLY EFFEMINATE YOUNG BOY. Today is your first day of HIGH SCHOOL. You are also a FRESHMAN, and are therefore keeping an eye out for FOOTBALL PLAYERS wielding PADDLES.

What is your NAME?

 

[Solytus]

STANLEY NOLIMBS

 

[fanklok]

Johnny MacFatcherson

 

[Jameswd]

Harry potter, am i the only one that thinks the drawing looks like him from the first film?
Meh its probably just the glasses

 

[SquirrelPants]

STANLEY NOLIMBS

STANLEY NOLIMBS, of course! How could you have forgotten your own name? You thank the helpful textbox by emoting a heart at it.

You learned: EMOTE FLINGING Lv. 1: SMALLTIME EMOTICONS

 

[fanklok]

clearly the best course of action would be to hurl heart emoticons at hot upper class girls

 

[CounterAttack]

Au contraire, the most efficient procedure is to throw hearts at your calculator.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Au contraire, the most efficient procedure is to throw hearts at your calculator.

You fondly regard your CALCULATRON THREE-POINT-OH, flinging more EMOTICONS in the process. This further establishes your status as a NERD, in a way your GLASSES had been unable to do in the past.
Man, you love being a nerd. You wouldn't like to start of HIGH SCHOOL as one, but since you love even the simplest CALCULATRON so much, then you simply must be. At least no one saw yo--OH SHIT

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd throw an angry face at the Face-Hitter and prepare for Nerd Rage.

 

[fanklok]

this calculator looks like a handheld gaming device down,forward,punch (Hadouken)

 

[SquirrelPants]

You spawn up a little angry emoticon, but it bounces harmlessly off of the FOOTBALL PLAYER'S mighty HELMET. Just as he begins to raise his PADDLE at you, however, you decide it would be an excellent time to initiate NERD RAGE.

You imagine the face which makes you rage most; that of the evil LORD ATKINSON of the land of AUSTRANGLICA. Your RAGE begins to build up.

 

[fanklok]

KAHHHH-MEHHH-HAAAA-MEHHH-HAAAA!!!!111!one!!eleven!!! seems like the inevitable outcome

 

[CounterAttack]

Yeah, well, Stanley doesn't have arms, so I think either a lazer or a rage-fuelled headbutt is in order.

 

[fanklok]

I'd like to change mine to Shoop da Whoop.

 

[SquirrelPants]

I'd like to change mine to Shoop da Whoop.

The sheer force of your rage causes you to headbutt the FACE-HITTER, knocking him to the ground. The force of the jump continues to propel you forward, and you fire a LAZOR upon him to finish the job. He is definitely not gonna mess with you again.

 

[fanklok]

now teabag him for good measure

 

[NeoAC]

I would impale his head on a spike to serve as a warning to the other football players with paddles. But that's just me....

 

[SquirrelPants]

This is cool! What happens next? I say we try to sit next to the cute girl in trigonometry.

You hear the BELL ring just as you are about to do various vile things to this football player's face. That means the first class of the day, TRIGONOMETRY, is about to start. You quickly gather your STUFF and go to the classroom. With a newfound confidence, you sit next to that cute girl who is talking to her friends. The confidence quickly diminishes and you look the other way, BLUSHING.

You learned: NERD RAGE Lv. 1: SET LAZORS TO STUN

 

[fanklok]

quick roll a charisma check

 

[SquirrelPants]

quick roll a charisma check

You check your MOODY DOMINANCE SCALE, and find that your CHARISMA score is much too low to be talking to girls, whereas your NERVOUSNESS score is full to burst. You'll need to find a way to drain some NERVOUSNESS if you even want to get close to talking with the CUTE GIRL.