A big problem.

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

You're thirteen and have porn on your phone?

Actually, you have a phone? Does everyone have one?

But here's the rule of porn: You never save it. EVER. Not on your computer, game systems, or phones, it's asking to be discovered!

For a solution: Well, shit, I got nothing. Telling them you're gay is a good foot to start on, but apologize, a lot, for porn.

This. You screwed up badly dude. Best thing to do is just come clean about it or lie your way out entirely. Deny it all or tell the truth.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Because it would be hard as fuck to explain Voraphilia/pregnancy fetish to my parents.

I have an open mind but...... Voraphillia?!?! that must be an joke.

It isn't, and if I was allowed to, I could show you several websites devoted to it.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

Because it would be hard as fuck to explain Voraphilia/pregnancy fetish to my parents.

I have an open mind but...... Voraphillia?!?! that must be an joke.

It isn't, and if I was allowed to, I could show you several websites devoted to it.

I won't judge you, every one has his/her own fetish, but eating people?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Because it would be hard as fuck to explain Voraphilia/pregnancy fetish to my parents.

I have an open mind but...... Voraphillia?!?! that must be an joke.

It isn't, and if I was allowed to, I could show you several websites devoted to it.

I won't judge you, every one has his/her own fetish, but eating people?

It has elements of empowerment and vengeance, which I like.

Ever seen MIB 2? Remember the scene where Serleena eats that mugger (it's on youtube, if you haven't)? That's what I'm talking about.

I could go on and on about all different kinds of vore and possible reasons for liking them, but I'd be afraid of squick-ing someone.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

Because it would be hard as fuck to explain Voraphilia/pregnancy fetish to my parents.

I have an open mind but...... Voraphillia?!?! that must be an joke.

It isn't, and if I was allowed to, I could show you several websites devoted to it.

I won't judge you, every one has his/her own fetish, but eating people?

It has elements of empowerment and vengeance, which I like.

Ever seen MIB 2? Remember the scene where Serleena eats that mugger (it's on youtube, if you haven't)? That's what I'm talking about.

I could go on and on about all different kinds of vore and possible reasons for liking them, but I'd be afraid of squick-ing someone.

I agree with the empowerment, then It's like SM am I right? thanks for explaining it BTW.

 

[Gralian]

You could just say you're going through that 'phase' boys and girls go through during puberty where they're sexually confused. Since you're 13, it'd be easy for everyone to buy it.

 

[WanderingFool]

Question to ask yourself: Do you care if they know you're gay/

If you answer yes, I got nothing...

If you answer no, Say its one of your friends dicking with you, and pick the friend you like the least, and say it is him...


Also, I would like to note that I read your OP, and actually have a hard time accepting it as truth, and not some "fuck with people, anonymously." Ive been on the internet for way to long, I start to question everyones motives...

 

[Direwolf750]

well, you're in pretty deep shit. furry is kinda creepy in the general opinion, and you are (most likely) too young to have those images where you lived. you're pretty hosed...repent?

 

[CrazyMedic]

depending on your parents are if they are religious give them any lie it they will take any retarded explanation as long as their little baby boy isn't a dirty ******.

 

[Phoenixlight]

Just admit to them you're a pretty screwed up kid with no morals lol.