A bounty game.

[Calibanbutcher]

So, after being told that the Off Topic Board was not the right forum for the thread I had in mind, I decided to come here with this idea.

It's really simple:
We declare whose head we want, why, and what the reward will be for the one to fulfill the quest.

I'll start with an example:
I want the head of PsychicTaco115, because I am hungry and I would very much like a taco now.
The reward will be 500,000 in Monopoly money and a pair of mismatched socks.

 

[Basement Cat]

I want Kross' head, for no particular reason. I will pay the bounty hunter who brings me Kross' head (the one on his SHOULDERS!!!) a Tootsie Roll and a 5 lb bar of Hershey's chocolate.

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[Dr.Susse]

I want the head of the Mod who caused this mass banning.
The reward will be justice.
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[scorptatious]

I want the head of Fijiman.

Because he won't give me his helmet otherwise.

The reward will be $15

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I want Hagi's head, so he can't become my ancestor.

The reward?
A slighlty used Delorean, without the time-machine upgrade though.

 

[Hagi]

I will be selling my own head for cash.

I suddenly find myself in need of money to fund a full-scale military campaign on Switzerland.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I want the head of myself because I'm depressed

The reward will be a thank-you note

 

[Kae]

I want taco's glorious moustache and hat, someone get me a monocle too, the reward will be tea and crumpets.

 

[Basement Cat]

I want those cute ears...just the ears, though. The reward will be a free ticket to a taxidermist shop.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I want a bounty on Tizzy

He won't be the Pince for much longer now...

Reward: A tip of hat

 

[karcentric]

I put a bounty on myself, just so I can see someone try and claim it...

Reward: I might drop something cool, probably not...

 

[Scarim Coral]

I also put a bounty on Karcentric, it driving me crazy where his avatar is based from.

Reward- Me not staring into your soul for a whole hour!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I want Coral's head, because I envy him that luscious mane.
Reward:
You get to keep the eyes and freeze your enemies with them.
Also lots and lots and lots of cocaine.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I put a bounty on Calibanbutcher, because I'm BORED

Reward: A cackle of evil!

 

[karcentric]

I put a bounty on Taco, he's causing the citizens to revolt.

Reward: That crowbar.

Hint: distract him by reminding him to reload every 4 seconds.

I also put a bounty on Karcentric, it driving me crazy where his avatar is based from.

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