A cheeseburger made ENTIRELY out of bacon! America wins!

[Hal10k]

The bun is made out of bacon. The meat is made out of bacon. All of the toppings are different types of bacon cut in different ways. The cheese is also bacon. The bacon is, of course, bacon. All of the above is wrapped in bacon. It is served on a plate of bacon. The burgers are all arranged in a way so that, when seen from above, they resemble bacon.

Each burger is imprinted with a special chemical signature that contains boron, actinium, oxygen, and nitrogen. The atoms of the burger are arranged in a unique crystalline structure that looks like stacked bacon. and finally, the very fabric of the matter of the burger is governed by superstrings of vibrating bacon.

What we have here is not your average Quarter-Pounder. We have achieved perfection in bacon. We have looked out upon the lord's creation, taken His Bacon Burger, and we have improved it. We have waved our fists at the heavens, shouting "No! We shall not accept this mere burger! We shall not be forced to endure a mere light lunch! We shall create a god in sandwich form! It shall be the utmost testament to the will of mankind!"

"When the millenia have passed and civilization has crumbled, when the last savages have departed from the plains, when the universe has decayed and the last proton vanishes into the eternal night, there shall BE."

"ONLY."

"BACON."

 

[Vegosiux]

Ugh, I'm almost going into cardiac arrest by just looking at that. Bacon is nice as an addition and all, but...seriously. There should be a law against stuff like this, it's such a glaring health hazard it's not even funny.

 

[Kolby Jack]

I was expecting the bun to be made of bacon too, it doesn't look like it is

Don't worry. America comes up with new bacon-ventions every day! I'm sure bacon-bread isn't far behind.

 

[evilneko]

To: Rest of planet earth

From: California

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU WE GOT A 100% BACON CHEESEBURGER! AND IN-N-OUT BURGER, WHERE EVERY BITE IS AN ORGASM!

You guys can go on about debt this and Schwarzenegger that, but the bottom line is that you can never, ever top In-N-Out Burger. And now that we've created a Bacon Cheeseburger, we've solidified our victory over the rest of the world.

In-N-Out is easily topped, you don't even need a baconburger to do it.

 

[DarkRyter]

This is in no way interesting.

It's not unhealthier than simply eating a large amount of bacon in a sandwich, nor is it more or less appetizing than just a large amount of bacon in a sandwich.

 

[Erttheking]

....I think a gained a pound just by looking at that. Seriously, bacon tastes great, but everything in moderation.

 

[Kae]

That's not really appetizing, it looks like something that would make me vomit, mostly because of how greasy it looks, seriously that's ridiculous, you need something fresh and sweet to counter the greasiness and saltiness of bacon, if you eat that much bacon it will probably just make you sick, though it does look like something I should eat if I get low blood pressure again, though I probably won't enjoy it.

 

[Launcelot111]

This is a burger that I learned is available not too far from me.

This is apparently a poutine burger. It has fries and cheddar sauce and aioli and what's that brown patty on top of the burger, you ask? Oh, that's just a nice big slab of chicken fried gravy.

 

[CityofTreez]

Wait wait ... Canadian are known for their bacon ... WHY DON'T EE HAVE THIS HERE? I'm so jelous looks fucking tasty . I'll risk the heart attack .

LOL Canadian bacon. It's just ham. :3

This is a burger that I learned is available not too far from me.

This is apparently a poutine burger. It has fries and cheddar sauce and aioli and what's that brown patty on top of the burger, you ask? Oh, that's just a nice big slab of chicken fried gravy.

HOLY SWEET GOD. LOOK AT THAT! *drools*

 

[Archroy]

I've always found American bacon to be vile. Over here it's the cheapest, nastiest stuff.

 

[Rawne1980]

I had a burger bun earlier filled with 100% bacon.

I give to you .... The Bacon Butty.

Spoiler

 

[FamoFunk]

I like my Bacon as much as the next internet user, but god that looks gross OP.

Now this...

I give to you .... The Bacon Butty.

Spoiler

This is my kinda Bacon with bread. In fact, that will be in my mouth ~1 hour.

 

[Hoplon]

I had a burger bun earlier filled with 100% bacon.

I give to you .... The Bacon Butty.

Spoiler

Ahhh the mighty bacon butty,

We also do a bacon, sausage and Egg one.

 

[Zantos]

This made me feel hungry. Then bad. Then like I need bacon.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Amazing, coma inducing, but amazing.