A conundrum to drum. No-one under 18.

[AlloAllo]

...The hell has criminal record do to anything? How should this ruin your life?

Go on with the plan! The sexy, fuck-plan! Stay casual! Be nice, be a professional, and remember to have a plan to get out of there the moment she seems crazy!

Which means, no, don't tell her anything about your life other than 'yep, that's my name and yep, I do happen to like videogames' before you're sure that she's not going to throw rocks against your house if something goes bad. No, not because OMG she has a criminal record, or because HOLY SHIT she's in a foster home, that obviously means that she's crazy (no, not that maybe her parents are too poor- she's crazy. Sure, people, that's definitely a obvious give-away) , or because JESUS CHRIST , BLOWJOB AT HER FIRST DATE!

You have to be careful because you don't fucking know her. So if you fancy a shag, ask to meet her in neutral ground. And bring your own condoms.

...To sum up: if you promise to be careful, you have my blessing. Go for it, dear.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

If you need to ask an internet forum for advice, I think you'd be safer keeping it zipped.

But, do what you want. I don't know you and by extension, don't care for you or your actions. If it turns out well, good for you. If it turns sour or she turns into something from a cheap slasher flick... meh, hopefully you'll learn from it. If not... meh, not my problem.

Just know that if you're afraid her reputation might affect yours, it probably will. Is self gratification worth it?

 

[ReZerO]

why does the movie trainspotting come to mind when i hear this story.... make sure to ask her her age!

 

[Mr.Tophat]

This is a go with the gut moment if ever I heard one. If you think she's worth it, go for it. If it some time in the near future you figure out she's a bit more trouble than you first figured, break it off gently. Its actually rather rare to find the one psycho that will kill you for cutting lose; as much as the internet says otherwise.

Good luck mate, and remember to use dem rubbers.

 

[derelict]

ENJOY YOUR AIDS!

Seriously though, go for it. May as well live it up, sooner or later you'll be like, 40, and it won't work properly and all. May as well get your mileage out of it now.

 

[Torrasque]

As others have said, you should fuck her brains out, then gtfo.
This lady reeks of crazy, and you don't want to have to deal with that.
Sexy times? Sure why not.
Girlfriend? Ehhhhh... It sounds like a trap.
I can just imagine after sex she says "so I have this favor to ask you"
Make sure you don't let her know where you live, and don't bring her back to your house.

 

[DarkRyter]

"Dat ***** is a ho."

Well said, imaginary gangsta rapper.

Well, said.

 

[Sparkytheyetti]

Your 17. You should be trying to fuck anything with a vagina.

 

[Kiltguy]

Whatever you do... Remember that she is a person, and that they have feelings and thoughts.

Do not, do anything you don't want to.​

Also... Humans are complex, there's often more too them than meets the eye. You're 17, you have a whole life in front you, who know, maybe she is the one.

If all fails, you made a go, hearts mend, life goes on, and you won't die of it, unless you contract a serious STD.



Be smart, but be brave.

... and good luck in whatever you choose to do.​

 

[warmonkey]

I'm fairly certain a criminal record is not a sexually transmitted disease. And wtf, who knows what it's even for. We sure don't.

You're aware she may be trouble.
Keep that in mind but don't let it cloud your judgement.
Keep a clear head about things, and tap that shit rotten. If you don't, you'll just regret it later.

 

[Teckdeth]

I doubt this girl is going to kill you. However if she was asking if you had a girlfriend frequently, she might be looking for something more serious. I'd let her know early on your stance on the relationship, if you don't want one, let her know. S'only fair.

But yeah, if she's cool with that, go for it man! Oh, one more thing. Condoms. Do it

 

[I am only a man]

Personally, I'd say no because, in my experience, it is kind of unusual for a girl to just up and give you oral shortly after you've just met. Call me distrusting, but that just seems suspect and there are bound to be ulterior motives. Plus you don't even seem to be more interested in her for any other reason than sex, which is a recipe for disaster; especially if she' s looking for more. But, if you are dead set on having sex with this girl, I'd make sure to be clear about what you two want from this, and most definitely use protection. But yeah, ditching your friend without letting him know what's up; dick move man.

 

[pearcinator]

She sounds like the type who will dump you when she meets another guy...you're only 17. I'm 20 and still a virgin but I don't care cos I have standards that go beyond looks.

For example, even if she was super hot I wouldn't do anything with her cos she said she smokes which is my #1 turn-off. But hey, it's your life so do with it as you please don't let anybody tell you otherwise...I am just offering my opinion but hey you can ignore my opinion and fuck her brains out I don't care.

 

[smurf_you]

Okay I just have to say, all of you people saying she wants something JUST BECAUSE she started giving him head after knowing him for only a couple hours, I am appalled.... Some girls (myself included) just like sex (oral or otherwise) so I find it actually rather offensive that so many of you seem to think she's only doing it cause she wants something. What's wrong with liking sex? Is it still so taboo that girls can't like it without being branded as sluts or something similar? We have needs too you know! (some of us more than others <.<)


ANYWAY on topic: If you want to do it, and are smart about it, go for it. I almost had a criminal record too (for public lewdness >.> *cough cough*) but I'm a nice and well read person (or so I keep being told) so who knows, she might be an awesome person.

 

[Insanity72]

You're 17, and about to have sex with someone. Simultaneously cheating on your mate.

For f**k's sake, kid, if you're going to pull that kind of asshole move, AT LEAST have the decency to tell your current mate you're not interested in him anymore. Be wary of the criminal girl, but if she's not over 18 at least it's not statutory rape. If this IS the case, for the love of God don't do it. Ignore your pants-brain for another year. If things go wrong her life gets basically cut short. Criminal record against her, statutory rape would ruin her FOREVER, and all because you wanted a little pleasure in the moment.

I'm assuming you live somewhere where the age of consent is 18, BTW. If not, ignore that stuff. But still, don't cheat. That's seriously such a douche move, I'd consider it karmic justice if the girl turned out to only be having sex with you to steal stuff from you or otherwise screw you over later.

He isn't cheating on anyone, Instead of going to a Charity event with his Male friend, he went and hooked up with a Female he met, Just thought i'd clear that up.

And i'm assuming he is legal as he lives in England and since Australia is a by-product of England and the legal age here is 16, i would think it is there too.

 

[let's rock]

wait, you say noone under 18 and you're 17? Ok anyways what you should do really depends on what she was charged with.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight.

You're only 17, yet you don't want anyone under 18 reading the thread?

 

[Insanity72]

Oh and On topic

Personally i dislike smokers, but if that doesn't bother you, I do not see why you can't, just use protection and you'll be fine.

Sure she has a criminal record, but as long as it wasn't for anything like Murder or Arson, or possible assault (depends on why she did if that was the case). Then i don't see her as getting crazy if you decide to back out of it.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

go for it mate its her criminal record not yours heck some of my pals have criminal records for stupid things they did and they are some of the most honorable people i know

EDIT if you see something with this girl dont let her go never make the mistake that will leave you wondering.

I agree. No one's perfect and you can't always help who you're attracted to. It's not going to always be sunshine and rainbows, but if you interested, don't let this opportunity pass you.

Remember, be smart, stay safe, and always keep cool.

 

[subjectseven]

Get a 'friends with benefits' thing started. Almost can't go wrong with it if it's handled the right way.