You go to the hospital because you?re feeling ill. You?re name is called and you meet with the doctor, you feel calm and cheery because you can?t help but notice his obnoxious mustache and horrible accent. He politely asks you to lie down on the bed, you comply, and he then tells you to start swallowing certain multi-coloured pills one-by-one. After several minutes and 30-50 pills you begin to feel woozy, and start wondering ?Ugh, this isn?t right. Is this guy really a doctor?? Suddenly you black out. Meanwhile, your ?doctor? does a little jig in celebration and leaves to tell your loved one the good news. The conversation is as follows:
?Toadette will be fine, the flu has been cured?
?Oh! Thank goodness!?
? Now she might not wake up for quite some time, I may just have overdone it a little on the Blue-Yellow pills. But never-the-less, she is healthy!?
P.H.D. Bitches.
?Dr. Mario? is precisely why we should never allow Mario to take up certain professions without the proper credentials. He?s a plumber, who as far as we can tell, spends more time being a flamboyant vigilante saving the princess than working at his blue-collar job. Does the Mushroom Kingdom have no other options? I guess it?s the least of their problems since 90% of the populace have a massive fungus growing on their heads.
But more importantly, it?s time to put on our rubber gloves and stuff pills down the patients throat until they are in a coma or the virus is purged from their bodies, and in some cases, both! Dr. Mario has 20 unlucky patients all progressively more ill than the last, and by god we?re gunna help him. It?s a game of colour matching, red virus needs a red sided pill, yellow requires the same idea, and blue, well you get the point. Each virus must be weighted down by 3 of the matching coloured pills to vanquish it. Sounds simple enough right? Well it proves much more challenging than the premise explains as the game progresses. Higher the level, the more viruses there is, and less time you get to get the match-ups you want.
Dr. Mario also brings along his personal stereo with some colourful and memorable tunes to the operating room to ?Chill? our nerves, or send us into a ?Fever?. It may be slightly against the rules, but it improves the staff moral and concentration. Not to mention the good doctor?s sound effects, it makes for some great laughs and it just feels like you?re really involved!
In conclusion; Dr. Mario may not be exactly what you call ?qualified? for the job, but dammit does he ever make it fun to be there. I strongly recommend him!
?Toadette will be fine, the flu has been cured?
?Oh! Thank goodness!?
? Now she might not wake up for quite some time, I may just have overdone it a little on the Blue-Yellow pills. But never-the-less, she is healthy!?
P.H.D. Bitches.
?Dr. Mario? is precisely why we should never allow Mario to take up certain professions without the proper credentials. He?s a plumber, who as far as we can tell, spends more time being a flamboyant vigilante saving the princess than working at his blue-collar job. Does the Mushroom Kingdom have no other options? I guess it?s the least of their problems since 90% of the populace have a massive fungus growing on their heads.
But more importantly, it?s time to put on our rubber gloves and stuff pills down the patients throat until they are in a coma or the virus is purged from their bodies, and in some cases, both! Dr. Mario has 20 unlucky patients all progressively more ill than the last, and by god we?re gunna help him. It?s a game of colour matching, red virus needs a red sided pill, yellow requires the same idea, and blue, well you get the point. Each virus must be weighted down by 3 of the matching coloured pills to vanquish it. Sounds simple enough right? Well it proves much more challenging than the premise explains as the game progresses. Higher the level, the more viruses there is, and less time you get to get the match-ups you want.
Dr. Mario also brings along his personal stereo with some colourful and memorable tunes to the operating room to ?Chill? our nerves, or send us into a ?Fever?. It may be slightly against the rules, but it improves the staff moral and concentration. Not to mention the good doctor?s sound effects, it makes for some great laughs and it just feels like you?re really involved!
In conclusion; Dr. Mario may not be exactly what you call ?qualified? for the job, but dammit does he ever make it fun to be there. I strongly recommend him!
